Worst Quote

Worst ever quote? Sorry, but I don't have time to type out the whole twilight series right now.

"What a sick masochistic lion."

Stephenie Meyer does know what masochism is, right?
Encarta Dictionary Definition:
1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse
2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally of physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied
3. zoek for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse
4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied door others of admired for forbearance

And the funniest part is that Edward says this about himself.

"As I had just that once before, I smelled his cool breath in my face. Sweet, delicious, the scent made my mouth water."

WHAT. THE. HELL. Out of all of Bella's lengthy descriptions of Edward's inhuman beauty, this is the most disturbing. EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING!! Just no, Bella, no.

Twilight: "You are my brand of heroin."
I mean, what the heck?

^I'm not sure if that's word for word, but it's close enough.

"Fall down again Bella?"
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."

Haha, so funny, I'm absolutely falling out of my chair laughing at this. -_-

^^ I do not understand Twilight humour. *shudders*

"And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect part of our forever." (Turns Page) "The End." -Breaking Dawn

'Screams' The WORST way to end a book let alone a series with a happy fairytale 'and they lived happily ever after' ending!

I still ♥ all the other boeken but that ending just annoyed me so much =/

I don't know any from HP (cause I don't watch it nor even care to.) and I can't think of any Twilight quotes right off the top, boven of my head so here's a quote that anytime I hear it being used of see it writen it makes me want to gag........"If u were a booger, I'd pick u first." ....like wait, what? Excuse me?!? I've never had it used on me but I swear any guy tries to use that on me it's going down. That's almost an insult to me.

"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"

This reveals that Bella doesn't toon any true protective feelings towards Renesmee. She seems to have almost no problem with Jacob imprinting on Demon Spawn (pedophile) but only gets angry when Jacob gives her daughter a nickname she doesn't like. Bella's superficial beliefs are evident - only liking something for it's name/surface value.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"You don’t see the vis trying to plant a kiss on the eagle.
-It’s hard to tell what a vis is thinking. Eagles are good-looking birds, u know."

"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his overhemd, shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep"
Chapter 13, Twilight

Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up*

"Bella, I coundn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. u don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see u blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when u see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever."
-Edward Cullen

Like ANY straight male specimen would utter anything like that without laughing.

"I felt a spark of hope in the pit of my stomach, which I grimly tried to repress." I mean better not be happy for like a moment!

there was so many to chose from but Bella is so miserable!

I don't know the quote, but I'm effin' tired of Bella commenting non stop about Edward's 'perfectness', that stupid hole in her damn stomach (I wish it was real), and how Bella whines constantly about everything. "But dad! I want to go with Edward!" No one cares about your stupid lust with Eddie. Sorry I had to rant. -_-

Edit: my mom was waiting for me, frightened, depending on me.
Apparently, older woman, with probably meer experience, need Bella's help.

Sorry, I don't watch stupid films and read dumb books, but one of the best quotes is: "Until your hart-, hart stops beating Bella, I'll be here-fighting. Don't forget that u have options."- Jacob Black. page 330 I think.... and " I promse to love u forever-- every single dya of forever. Will u marry me?"- Edward Cullen page 460, positive!

Okay, someone's already zei it, but ...
Twilight: 'You're my own, personal brand of heroin.' - Edward Cullen.

I don't think I need to elaborate.

when edward says: and the lion feel in love with the lam (or whatever), bella answer somthing like: i am the lam right?
we know u are the lam bella
we just dont know where the lion is yet

I'm not exactly sure what the line is but its something along the lines of:
"You got food in my hair!" -Rosalie

Omg! Not food in your perfect hair! You'll never be able to get it out! (sarcasm)

"He was both dazzling and dazzled."

That is probably one of the worst and confusing quotes I've ever heard.

I'll post here my favoriete part from the whole series. It's the beggining of the 14th chapter of Eclipse. It just shows off Meyer's endless, impressing writing talend:

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"You can't be serious" I said, Wednesday afternoon. "You've completely lost your mind!"

"Say whatever u like about me," Alice answered. "The party is still on."

I stared at her, my eyes so wide with disbelief it felt like they might fall out and land on my lunch tray.

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Eclipse, chapter fourteen. All copyright goes to Stephenie Meyer. I just worship that part and its soooooooooooooooooooooooooo gifted author.