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posted by Flora_Swift
1) Ravenclaw: If you're going to insult me, please be grammatically correct.

2) Gryffindor: Because a friend will cover for you. But a real friend would sit net to u in detention and say that was so worth it.

3) Neville: OMG! I killed Harry Freaking Potter!
SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE:
Voldermort: Nooooooooooooo!!!! I wanted to do it! *sob*

4) Severus Snape is so GOTH "he lives in the dark"

5) The boeken in the resticted section of the libary needs anger management.

6) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 64: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

7) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 7: The giant squid is not an appropriote datum to the Yule Ball.

8) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 88: I will not use professer Umbidge's quil to write: "I told u I'm hardcore."

9) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 23: I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class.

10) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 143: I will not sing: "We're of to see the wizard!" When being sent to the headmaster's office.

11) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 11: If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.

12) I will not make any jokes about Lupin, and "his time of the month".

13) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 99: I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

14) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 147: I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shouting, "I have the power!"

15) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 13: Starting a better pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against the Darke Arts teacher is tastless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.

16) I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.

17) About 3 of 4 Death Eaters fall out of the sky.
Harry: Dude, that's all you've got? A high school geek has meer vrienden than that!

18) I have eight Horcuxes!
Take that Voldy!

19) Alright-Who fucked with my elder wand!
— Voldy

20) Brains like that! u could be a Death Eater.
posted by JBDisneyDemi
Actually finishing it was the most remarkable feeling I've ever had... [I felt] euphoria, devastated... I was in a hotel room on my own, sobbing my hart-, hart out. I downed half a bottle of champagne in one and went home pagina with mascara all over my face.
J. K. Rowling
On finishing her seventh and last Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows.

I sat and thought for four (delayed train) hours, and all the details bubbled up in my brain, and this scrawny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who didn't know he was a wizard became meer and meer real to me.
J. K. Rowling
How the Harry Potter tale came...
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A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.

Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.



The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.

One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up...
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posted by Dusty12345
Some Harry Potter fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the volgende one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the films and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter fan of I don't look vooruit, voorwaarts to the volgende movie, but if u haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
Soft Harry Potters fans will expierience:

1. u will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..

2. u will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.

3. u would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.

4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!

Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:

1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.

2. u will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.

3. u will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects

4. u would have read the whole series meer than three times. Ditto films.

5. u can quote long passages off door heart.

So dahlings, see if u have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic of a just a plain fan. :)
posted by monsy38
“Take it…take it…”
    Snape struggled to give Harry the memories that explained what had happened, why he had had to do what he did. He held on as tightly as he could, trying to filter into Harry just how important it was for him to see them. Snape felt himself drifting. He knew that he was about to die, after all these years he would finally get his wish. For him, life had been fueled door the dream of Lily loving him as much as he did her. She had been his one true friend, and though she didn’t know it, his whole world. Severus knew that he wasn’t easily liked...
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posted by AliceCullen353
This is part two!!!
Hope u enjoy!!!Its kinda long!I dont own harry potter!

Harry stood up and faced Voldemort.Tonks and Lupin stayed beside Siruis but the others formed a line behind Harry."The boy who lived Harry Poter!Time for u to be finshed Potter",Lord Voldemort spat at Harry."I'm not dieing tonight Riddle.I have to much to live for"Harry replied.
"Look at him he can hardly stand and he has the cheek to insult the Dark Lord!Master may i have a hand in his killing?"Bellatrix asked hopefully.
"No u may not.Potter is mine u can have your choice from the others nobody touches Potter"...
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posted by AliceCullen353
Ok im going to type this off the top, boven of my head so if its bad don't have a hissy fit!!:P
I always wonder what would happen if Sirius didn't die so here goes nothing!!


It all happend so quickly.Harry was helping Nevile up when Harry saw Sirius and Bellatrix Lestrange.
She was winning laughing as ahe threw spells at him he faught back but was weak.Then she hit him with crucio.It hit him in the chest and he started to fall backwards into the arch way Lupin,Tonks,Mad eye and a few others all ran with Harry to stop Sirius falling his head and chest where in the archway but u couldn't them at the...
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posted by vampiress015
I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were writing them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we love you!'
'No, I love him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I love Edward meer than you'
'How does that work? u don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then u can't love Edward more- u love them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...
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posted by piperpayton22
ok woah the book was awesome i finished over the weekend there are so many things i want to know and one is a really big one is what made ahrry come bakc to life cuz i dont get that so and to the others that wrote things before the book came out they did a really good job on guessing like the person who zei the scar was a horicinx cuz they were right so i also want to know who is victiore she is in the epigoue snogging teddy lupin so and the cousin of someone so oh and who killed the snake cuz harry told neville to do it if something bad happened and when voldy put the boddy nears his feet...
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To my fellow Gryffindor's

Hey! So even though Gryffindor was a very populair house in the films and books, in real life most of the people aren't in Gryffindor. I don't know why that counts cool, but they wanna be "different" of choose Draco's side, Slytherin because they have a crush on him of somehow obsessed with him ( trust me, all the teenage girls I met are,)

As a Gryffindor, I sometimes feel very left out. u can always find a Ravenclaw, Slytherin of Hufflepuff out there but only the 1 percent is Gryffindor. However, I learned to be proud of my house. I really am. If you're in Gryffindor,...
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1. Some meer minor characters, such as Dobby, were only included in the films where their roles were pivotal. Others such as Peeves were excluded entirely. The development of minor relationships such as Tonks/Lupin and Bill/Fleur was cut.

2. The locations for Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione's first kisses were both altered in the films. Some smaller scenes between the couples were also changed of added in. Scenes such as Harry and Hermione dancing in Deathly Hallows were added to please their fans and to create meer of an impression of a love triangle.

3. Some characters' appearances didn't fully...
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