What do u call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>
What do u call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>
What do u call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would u call if u wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>
How many does it take to light up a wand?
How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>
How many dragons does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.>>
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Who needs a lighted wand, with all that bright red hair?>>
<<Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk about not getting credit for lighting up the last one, Fred and George to try and blow it up, Percy to yell at Fred and George, Charlie to hold it in front of a cranky dragon, and Bill to roll his eyes at all of them.>>
<<One, but they'll have to zoek through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.>>
How many Veela does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, really, but chances are there'll be about a hundred guys begging to do it for her.>>
How many Knight Bus conductors does it take to light a wand?
<<Why do they need a wand? They've got those headlights...>>
How many Dark Lords does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he prefers it to be a light of the green variety.>>
<<Two: One to light it, one to kill him and take the credit.>>
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
<<None. Why do u think he's called the *Dark* Lord?>>
<<I'm a bit afraid to ask him just now. He seems a bit preoccupied in his attempts to kill Harry Potter.>>
How many Transfiguration teachers does it take to light a wand?
<<Two, one to change a pen into a wand and one to light the wand.>>
How many house-elves does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but they better hope the Ministry doesn't find out about it.>>
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to.>>
How many Marauders does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he'll have to do Wormtail's as well.>>
<<Only one, but then they'll use it to light up Snape *evil grin*>>
How many Divination professors does it take to light up a wand?
<<None, her Inner Eye has just informed her it'll be bright and sunny all day, and who is she to refuse the promptings of fate?>>
<<One, but it's sure to be the sign of dreadful things to come.>>
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.>>
How many trolls does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he's got to dig it out of his nose first.>>
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but you'll have to get out the Veritaserum to make him confess.>>
<<Fifty: forty-eight to watch, one to be tortured door the Dark Lord, and one to light the wand.>>
How many Dumbledores does it take to light up a wand?
<<We're going to have to settle for one (the other is busy practicing inappropriate charms on a goat).>>
How many fan fiction writers does it take to light up a wand?
<<None ... alas, all we can do is write about it.>>
How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one, he did all door himself, it was awesome, and I bet Harry can't wait to hear all about it.>>
How many escaped convicts does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he needs to steal the wand first.>>
How many Quidditch captains does it take to light up a wand?
<<Don't know, could never get them to focus on anything other than Quidditch.>>
How many Ministers of Magic does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but he needs to ask Dumbledore for advice first.>>
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
<<Well, I s'pose three of four together could bungle up a plan, but aren't their robes bright enough?>>
<<One, but he has to be devilishly handsome of nobody will notice.>>
<<You tell me how many Hufflepuffs there are, and I'll tell u how many it takes to light a wand.>>
<<Just one, but he has to be told how door a friendly Gryffindor first.>>
<<Only one, but they're so loyal he'll probably tell u it took the whole house.>>
<<It doesn't matter. As long as they tried their hardest, they're all winners.>>
How many Herbology Professors does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but they can't do it around a Devil's Snare.>>
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
<<Oh, one, I suppose, but we don't want the dear boy to hurt himself, do we?>>
How many of Malfoy's henchman does it take to light a wand?
<<Light a wand? Them? Ha! Okay, let's be serious now.>>
How many Squibs does it take to light a wand?
<<Ten: four to babble excitedly about their FABULOUS experiences with the Kwikspell Course, two to brandish their wands and emit a spark of two, three to glance around furtively and sneak a match from their pockets, and one to grumble about cleaning up the whole mess.>>
How many Rita Skeeters does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but her Quick-Quotes-Quill will probably write a gripping artikel about a raging brand that burnt down the beloved Ollivanders Wand koop in Diagon Alley.>>
Hey, how many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?
<<None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.>>
How many expelled students does it take to light a wand?
<<Wand? What wand? They got rid of the pieces after they were expelled. They swear.>>
How many basilisks does it take to light up a wand?
<<No one's ever been able to get close enough to find out.>>
How many phoenixes does it take to light up a wand?
<<One, if u catch it just as it bursts into flames. Hopeless, otherwise. It can sing u to sleep though, if you're afraid of the dark.>>
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
<<Why use a wand when they already created a new quantum-theory for wandless magic?>>
<<Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the bibliotheek to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to practice the spell to make sure that it�s veilig and it works. Three to inform the professors of what they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to contemplate over whose wand has the best core material for performing this spell. One to stand door with a brand extinguisher just in case. One to actually light the wand and one meer to point out how I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
<<Who has time for silly things like lighting wands when there are only eight months until OWLs?>>
<<A whole house to study on various ways to do the task, then one Ravenclaw to do the actual lighting.>>
<<One-unless u count boeken as people, in that case, 23. (what, she *had* to make sure she did it absolutely perfectly, even though she won't get any credit for it, because nothing interesting ever happens to Ravenclaws)>>
<<No idea. What?! A Ravenclaw without an idea?! Hell must have frozen over.>>
<<Only one. But then she'll take the wand and start doing all sorts of 7th jaar stuff with it...>>
<<Just one, because s/he stayed up all night studying on how to do it properly.>>
<<None, they learned that one in babyhood and wouldn't dream of wasting time on such a juvenile spell.>>
How many members of the infamous Trio does it take to light a wand?
<<All three of them. Harry to light the wand, Ron to be jealous of his wand-lighting ability, and Hermione to give the complete history of wands and the 'Lumos' spell.>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
<<Answer, as gegeven door Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can u ask me that when u know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*>>
How many Gryffindors does it take to light a wand?
<<A lot fewer if Hermione wasn't standing around distracting them door correcting their pronunciation.>>
<<None, a *Gryffindor*, scared of the dark??>>
How many Malfoys does it take to light a wand?
<<One, and it has to be Lucius: Draco's too busy using his to hex Harry and Narcissa's afraid she'll break a nail.>>
How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Three, one to light it up, one to take some pictures, and one to run and brag to Harry about it.>>
How many Ollivanders does it take to light a wand?
<<Hundreds. Each one to light a different wand until they find the right one.>>
How many Lockharts does it take to light a wand?
<<Five. One to look at the wand and be confused, one to get a good wizard to do it for him, one to wipe the good wizard's memory, one to publiceer a book about it, and one to sign the book.>>
How many Hagrids does it take to light a wand?
<<Two. One to light it and one to explain why his roze umbrella just lit up.>>
How many Dudleys does it take to light a wand?
<<Three. One to find Harry's wand and take it out of greed and curiosity, one to accidentally light it up, and one to freak out because that means he's a wizard.>>
How many Blast-Ended Skewts does it take to light up a wand?
<<No one's been willing to get close enough to find that out.>>
How many Tom Riddles do it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he has to write all about it in his diary first.>>
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he'll need Malfoy to scare him into doing it, first.>>
How many founders of Hogwarts does it take to light a wand?
<<Four, two to get into a fight about which house is better, one to shake her head at their antics and one to light the bloody wand!>>
How many butterbeers does it take to light a wand?
<<Zero, the meer u drink, the harder it is to do the spell.>>
How many mysterious strangers does it take to light a wand?
<<None, he wouldn't want to be recognized now would he? On the other hand, if u want a dragon's egg...>>
How many History of Magic teachers does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two, one to do it and the other to keep the class awake long enough to see it.>>
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one, but you'll have to find one that still has a hand.>>
<<Just one, but if Voldemort doesn't like how he did it, he'll be sorry.>>
How many Unspeakables does it take to light up a wand?
<<Nobody knows.>>
How many Hogwarts students does it take to light up a wand?
<<Four; one Hufflepuff to look up the spell, one Ravenclaw to perform it, and one Gryffindor and one Slytherin to argue about it.>>
How many Professor Quirrells does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he has to be told door Voldemort how to do it.>>
How many Mirror of Eriseds does it take to light a wand?
<<None, the person in front of it just has to want it lit really bad.>>
How many Peeves does it take to light up a wand?
<<Why would he want to light up a wand when he can 'light up' Mrs Norris?>>
How many Mr. Filches does it take to light up a wand?
<<You... u found out... Professor Dumbledore he knows I am a Squib!!!>>
How many Harrys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he has to put up with Colin Creevey running around him with a flashing camera: "That was awesome Harry, look here Harry. Here Harry! Over here!">>
How many Vampires does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one I think, but when I realized it was a Vampire, I didn't wait around to see if there were any more.>>
How many Defence against the Dark Arts Professors does it take to light a wand?
<<No one knows really, they never hold the position long enough to do it.>>
<<They all can, but Professor Snape could do it so much better a job of it, I'm sure.>>
How many Divinations Professors does it take to light a wand.
<<Only one, but she has to wait until the stars are aligned just so...and Lavender and Parvati need to be there to marvel over it.>>
How many Arthur Weasleys does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one. But he'd be much meer fascinated in a Muggle flashlight, especially if he could find one with a plug.>>
How many Weasley twins does it take to light a wand?
<<Molly: "Oh no u don't. They're enough trouble already without getting ideas from the likes of you!">>
How many Harry Potter fanatics does it take to light a wand?
<<Dunno. I've memorized every word of all four boeken and the movie and they don't say. I could recite them if u don't believe me.>>
How many Lavenders and Parvatis does it take to light a wand?
<<Either one can do it. But they'll both be sure to giggle and whisper conspirationally in each others ears while they do.>>
How many Dumbledores does it take to light a wand?
<<You'll know when you're old enough, Harry, when you're ready and the time is right.>>
How many Luna's does it take to light a wand?
<<3 one to do it one to look it up in the Quibbler, and one to stare at the others with a look of wonder on her face...>>
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one really but he has to be accompanied door two thugs *cough* *cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough* *cough* and an ugly girl *cough* pansy *cough* that grows on his arm. He also has to toon it off to the Gryffindors who would bravely beat him to a pulp before they have 1 of their own members, probably Hermione, light it and get the credit while Ron and Harry have detention from Snape, who gets mad after George and Fred play a prank on him (he thinks it was James, Sirius and Remus all over again)!>>
<<Two, one to light it and one to blame the Gryffindors in case it doesn't work.>>
<<Two: one student to light it and one Head of House to give them absurd amounts of points for it.>>
<<Three: One to hide it in a secret chamber, one to find it over a thousand years later and almost light it but fail and blame someone else, having zei person expelled, and one to find it again fifty years after that and try to light it again but get caught. The wand then gets destroyed door Harry Potter.>>
<<5: One to complain about how his father would be very upset about having him do such menial tasks, two to look menacing, one to open the Chamber of Secrets to make sure no muggle-borns do it first, and one to sneer at the Gryffindors and give the Slytherins extra points for doing it so perfectly.>>
<<Six. One to light it, one to gloat over it, one to steal it, and three to look impressive.>>
<<Why light a wand when u can set a Hufflepuff's robes on fire?>>
<<None. They just get the Potions master to give them credit and a bunch of house points for it.>>
<<Two, one to do the lighting and another to laugh at Neville Longbottom just out of spite.>>
<<None. Why learn Lumos when u could learn Crucio?>>
<<Three, one do do the lighting and a couple of toadies to congratulate him.>>
<<They don't *really* know how to light wands. They have house elves to do it for them.>>
<<Doesn't matter. However well they do, Dumbledore will find some excuse to give the glory to the Gryffindors instead.>>
<<Eight: 1 to use dark magic to light it, 2 to hurl insults at passing Gryffindors, and 5 to stand around and conceal the evil doings.>>
<<One, but then he gets in trouble with his father because Hermione did it better.>>
<<What's a light bulb? or, alternatively: None, they make a Hufflepuff do it for them.>>
<<Three; one to do the actual spell and two to look and stand around looking menacing in case any Gryffindors come along...>>
<<Just one, since Malfoy's dad bought them all automatic-lighting wands.>>
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>
What do u call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>
What do u call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would u call if u wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>
How many does it take to light up a wand?
How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>
How many dragons does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>
How many Animagi does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two dozen, because only one of them is actually registered.>>
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Who needs a lighted wand, with all that bright red hair?>>
<<Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk about not getting credit for lighting up the last one, Fred and George to try and blow it up, Percy to yell at Fred and George, Charlie to hold it in front of a cranky dragon, and Bill to roll his eyes at all of them.>>
<<One, but they'll have to zoek through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.>>
How many Veela does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, really, but chances are there'll be about a hundred guys begging to do it for her.>>
How many Knight Bus conductors does it take to light a wand?
<<Why do they need a wand? They've got those headlights...>>
How many Dark Lords does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he prefers it to be a light of the green variety.>>
<<Two: One to light it, one to kill him and take the credit.>>
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
<<None. Why do u think he's called the *Dark* Lord?>>
<<I'm a bit afraid to ask him just now. He seems a bit preoccupied in his attempts to kill Harry Potter.>>
How many Transfiguration teachers does it take to light a wand?
<<Two, one to change a pen into a wand and one to light the wand.>>
How many house-elves does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but they better hope the Ministry doesn't find out about it.>>
How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *coughLockhartcough* does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he's too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to.>>
How many Marauders does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he'll have to do Wormtail's as well.>>
<<Only one, but then they'll use it to light up Snape *evil grin*>>
How many Divination professors does it take to light up a wand?
<<None, her Inner Eye has just informed her it'll be bright and sunny all day, and who is she to refuse the promptings of fate?>>
<<One, but it's sure to be the sign of dreadful things to come.>>
How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.>>
How many trolls does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he's got to dig it out of his nose first.>>
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but you'll have to get out the Veritaserum to make him confess.>>
<<Fifty: forty-eight to watch, one to be tortured door the Dark Lord, and one to light the wand.>>
How many Dumbledores does it take to light up a wand?
<<We're going to have to settle for one (the other is busy practicing inappropriate charms on a goat).>>
How many fan fiction writers does it take to light up a wand?
<<None ... alas, all we can do is write about it.>>
How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one, he did all door himself, it was awesome, and I bet Harry can't wait to hear all about it.>>
How many escaped convicts does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he needs to steal the wand first.>>
How many Quidditch captains does it take to light up a wand?
<<Don't know, could never get them to focus on anything other than Quidditch.>>
How many Ministers of Magic does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but he needs to ask Dumbledore for advice first.>>
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to light a wand?
<<Well, I s'pose three of four together could bungle up a plan, but aren't their robes bright enough?>>
<<One, but he has to be devilishly handsome of nobody will notice.>>
<<You tell me how many Hufflepuffs there are, and I'll tell u how many it takes to light a wand.>>
<<Just one, but he has to be told how door a friendly Gryffindor first.>>
<<Only one, but they're so loyal he'll probably tell u it took the whole house.>>
<<It doesn't matter. As long as they tried their hardest, they're all winners.>>
How many Herbology Professors does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but they can't do it around a Devil's Snare.>>
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
<<Oh, one, I suppose, but we don't want the dear boy to hurt himself, do we?>>
How many of Malfoy's henchman does it take to light a wand?
<<Light a wand? Them? Ha! Okay, let's be serious now.>>
How many Squibs does it take to light a wand?
<<Ten: four to babble excitedly about their FABULOUS experiences with the Kwikspell Course, two to brandish their wands and emit a spark of two, three to glance around furtively and sneak a match from their pockets, and one to grumble about cleaning up the whole mess.>>
How many Rita Skeeters does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one, but her Quick-Quotes-Quill will probably write a gripping artikel about a raging brand that burnt down the beloved Ollivanders Wand koop in Diagon Alley.>>
Hey, how many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?
<<None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.>>
How many expelled students does it take to light a wand?
<<Wand? What wand? They got rid of the pieces after they were expelled. They swear.>>
How many basilisks does it take to light up a wand?
<<No one's ever been able to get close enough to find out.>>
How many phoenixes does it take to light up a wand?
<<One, if u catch it just as it bursts into flames. Hopeless, otherwise. It can sing u to sleep though, if you're afraid of the dark.>>
How many Ravenclaws does it take to light up a wand?
<<Why use a wand when they already created a new quantum-theory for wandless magic?>>
<<Twenty-two Ravnclaws: five running around the bibliotheek to find the quickest, most effective manner. Seven to practice the spell to make sure that it�s veilig and it works. Three to inform the professors of what they're doing so they can get the credit. Four to contemplate over whose wand has the best core material for performing this spell. One to stand door with a brand extinguisher just in case. One to actually light the wand and one meer to point out how I spelled "Ravenclaw" wrong...those clever Ravenclaws!>>
<<Who has time for silly things like lighting wands when there are only eight months until OWLs?>>
<<A whole house to study on various ways to do the task, then one Ravenclaw to do the actual lighting.>>
<<One-unless u count boeken as people, in that case, 23. (what, she *had* to make sure she did it absolutely perfectly, even though she won't get any credit for it, because nothing interesting ever happens to Ravenclaws)>>
<<No idea. What?! A Ravenclaw without an idea?! Hell must have frozen over.>>
<<Only one. But then she'll take the wand and start doing all sorts of 7th jaar stuff with it...>>
<<Just one, because s/he stayed up all night studying on how to do it properly.>>
<<None, they learned that one in babyhood and wouldn't dream of wasting time on such a juvenile spell.>>
How many members of the infamous Trio does it take to light a wand?
<<All three of them. Harry to light the wand, Ron to be jealous of his wand-lighting ability, and Hermione to give the complete history of wands and the 'Lumos' spell.>>
How many ghosts does it take to light a wand?
<<Answer, as gegeven door Moaning Myrtle: That's so insensitive! How can u ask me that when u know perfectly well I can't hold a wand because I'm...I'm... *bursts into hysterical sobs and flushes herself to go spy on the Prefects*>>
How many Gryffindors does it take to light a wand?
<<A lot fewer if Hermione wasn't standing around distracting them door correcting their pronunciation.>>
<<None, a *Gryffindor*, scared of the dark??>>
How many Malfoys does it take to light a wand?
<<One, and it has to be Lucius: Draco's too busy using his to hex Harry and Narcissa's afraid she'll break a nail.>>
How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Three, one to light it up, one to take some pictures, and one to run and brag to Harry about it.>>
How many Ollivanders does it take to light a wand?
<<Hundreds. Each one to light a different wand until they find the right one.>>
How many Lockharts does it take to light a wand?
<<Five. One to look at the wand and be confused, one to get a good wizard to do it for him, one to wipe the good wizard's memory, one to publiceer a book about it, and one to sign the book.>>
How many Hagrids does it take to light a wand?
<<Two. One to light it and one to explain why his roze umbrella just lit up.>>
How many Dudleys does it take to light a wand?
<<Three. One to find Harry's wand and take it out of greed and curiosity, one to accidentally light it up, and one to freak out because that means he's a wizard.>>
How many Blast-Ended Skewts does it take to light up a wand?
<<No one's been willing to get close enough to find that out.>>
How many Tom Riddles do it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he has to write all about it in his diary first.>>
How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one, but he'll need Malfoy to scare him into doing it, first.>>
How many founders of Hogwarts does it take to light a wand?
<<Four, two to get into a fight about which house is better, one to shake her head at their antics and one to light the bloody wand!>>
How many butterbeers does it take to light a wand?
<<Zero, the meer u drink, the harder it is to do the spell.>>
How many mysterious strangers does it take to light a wand?
<<None, he wouldn't want to be recognized now would he? On the other hand, if u want a dragon's egg...>>
How many History of Magic teachers does it take to light up a wand?
<<Two, one to do it and the other to keep the class awake long enough to see it.>>
How many Death Eaters does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one, but you'll have to find one that still has a hand.>>
<<Just one, but if Voldemort doesn't like how he did it, he'll be sorry.>>
How many Unspeakables does it take to light up a wand?
<<Nobody knows.>>
How many Hogwarts students does it take to light up a wand?
<<Four; one Hufflepuff to look up the spell, one Ravenclaw to perform it, and one Gryffindor and one Slytherin to argue about it.>>
How many Professor Quirrells does it take to light a wand?
<<One, but he has to be told door Voldemort how to do it.>>
How many Mirror of Eriseds does it take to light a wand?
<<None, the person in front of it just has to want it lit really bad.>>
How many Peeves does it take to light up a wand?
<<Why would he want to light up a wand when he can 'light up' Mrs Norris?>>
How many Mr. Filches does it take to light up a wand?
<<You... u found out... Professor Dumbledore he knows I am a Squib!!!>>
How many Harrys does it take to light up a wand?
<<Only one, but he has to put up with Colin Creevey running around him with a flashing camera: "That was awesome Harry, look here Harry. Here Harry! Over here!">>
How many Vampires does it take to light a wand?
<<Only one I think, but when I realized it was a Vampire, I didn't wait around to see if there were any more.>>
How many Defence against the Dark Arts Professors does it take to light a wand?
<<No one knows really, they never hold the position long enough to do it.>>
<<They all can, but Professor Snape could do it so much better a job of it, I'm sure.>>
How many Divinations Professors does it take to light a wand.
<<Only one, but she has to wait until the stars are aligned just so...and Lavender and Parvati need to be there to marvel over it.>>
How many Arthur Weasleys does it take to light a wand?
<<Just one. But he'd be much meer fascinated in a Muggle flashlight, especially if he could find one with a plug.>>
How many Weasley twins does it take to light a wand?
<<Molly: "Oh no u don't. They're enough trouble already without getting ideas from the likes of you!">>
How many Harry Potter fanatics does it take to light a wand?
<<Dunno. I've memorized every word of all four boeken and the movie and they don't say. I could recite them if u don't believe me.>>
How many Lavenders and Parvatis does it take to light a wand?
<<Either one can do it. But they'll both be sure to giggle and whisper conspirationally in each others ears while they do.>>
How many Dumbledores does it take to light a wand?
<<You'll know when you're old enough, Harry, when you're ready and the time is right.>>
How many Luna's does it take to light a wand?
<<3 one to do it one to look it up in the Quibbler, and one to stare at the others with a look of wonder on her face...>>
How many Slytherins does it take to light up a wand?
<<Just one really but he has to be accompanied door two thugs *cough* *cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough* *cough* and an ugly girl *cough* pansy *cough* that grows on his arm. He also has to toon it off to the Gryffindors who would bravely beat him to a pulp before they have 1 of their own members, probably Hermione, light it and get the credit while Ron and Harry have detention from Snape, who gets mad after George and Fred play a prank on him (he thinks it was James, Sirius and Remus all over again)!>>
<<Two, one to light it and one to blame the Gryffindors in case it doesn't work.>>
<<Two: one student to light it and one Head of House to give them absurd amounts of points for it.>>
<<Three: One to hide it in a secret chamber, one to find it over a thousand years later and almost light it but fail and blame someone else, having zei person expelled, and one to find it again fifty years after that and try to light it again but get caught. The wand then gets destroyed door Harry Potter.>>
<<5: One to complain about how his father would be very upset about having him do such menial tasks, two to look menacing, one to open the Chamber of Secrets to make sure no muggle-borns do it first, and one to sneer at the Gryffindors and give the Slytherins extra points for doing it so perfectly.>>
<<Six. One to light it, one to gloat over it, one to steal it, and three to look impressive.>>
<<Why light a wand when u can set a Hufflepuff's robes on fire?>>
<<None. They just get the Potions master to give them credit and a bunch of house points for it.>>
<<Two, one to do the lighting and another to laugh at Neville Longbottom just out of spite.>>
<<None. Why learn Lumos when u could learn Crucio?>>
<<Three, one do do the lighting and a couple of toadies to congratulate him.>>
<<They don't *really* know how to light wands. They have house elves to do it for them.>>
<<Doesn't matter. However well they do, Dumbledore will find some excuse to give the glory to the Gryffindors instead.>>
<<Eight: 1 to use dark magic to light it, 2 to hurl insults at passing Gryffindors, and 5 to stand around and conceal the evil doings.>>
<<One, but then he gets in trouble with his father because Hermione did it better.>>
<<What's a light bulb? or, alternatively: None, they make a Hufflepuff do it for them.>>
<<Three; one to do the actual spell and two to look and stand around looking menacing in case any Gryffindors come along...>>
<<Just one, since Malfoy's dad bought them all automatic-lighting wands.>>
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters dag waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a hart-, hart appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the hart-, hart turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
the things i have learnet from harry potter, for example:
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank u harry potter for every thing u have taught me
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank u harry potter for every thing u have taught me
here is a lijst of weasleys wizard wheezes
Pygmy Puffs
Pygmy Paint
Pet Rock
Shield mantel
Shield Gloves
Daydream Charms
SuLices
Self-Sufficient Candles
Self-Sufficient Lantern
Headless Hats
Ever-Bashing Boomerangs
Reusable Hangman
Basic Blaze Box
Self-Shuffling Playing Cards
Instant Darkness Powder
Skiving Snackbox
Ton Tongue Toffees
Dragonbombs
Fake Wands
Screaming Yo-Yo
U-No-Poo
Extendible Ears
Half Price Joke boeken
Canary Cream Custards
Muggle Magic Tricks
Portable Swamp
Edible Dark Marks
Potter Specs
Potter Scar
BumblingBaby Binkies
BumblingBaby Bottles
BumblingBaby Blankies
Sludge Sauce
Farcical Foam
Foul Fowl
Bubble Ducky
WonderWitch Love Potion #10
WonderWitch Morphing Goop
WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher
Punching Spyglass
Deflagration Deluxe
Grow Your Own Warts Kit
Decoy Detonator
Trick Toothbrushes
Weasley Quills
Grow Your Own Furniture Kit
Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray
Pygmy Puffs
Pygmy Paint
Pet Rock
Shield mantel
Shield Gloves
Daydream Charms
SuLices
Self-Sufficient Candles
Self-Sufficient Lantern
Headless Hats
Ever-Bashing Boomerangs
Reusable Hangman
Basic Blaze Box
Self-Shuffling Playing Cards
Instant Darkness Powder
Skiving Snackbox
Ton Tongue Toffees
Dragonbombs
Fake Wands
Screaming Yo-Yo
U-No-Poo
Extendible Ears
Half Price Joke boeken
Canary Cream Custards
Muggle Magic Tricks
Portable Swamp
Edible Dark Marks
Potter Specs
Potter Scar
BumblingBaby Binkies
BumblingBaby Bottles
BumblingBaby Blankies
Sludge Sauce
Farcical Foam
Foul Fowl
Bubble Ducky
WonderWitch Love Potion #10
WonderWitch Morphing Goop
WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher
Punching Spyglass
Deflagration Deluxe
Grow Your Own Warts Kit
Decoy Detonator
Trick Toothbrushes
Weasley Quills
Grow Your Own Furniture Kit
Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray
This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope u enjoy it.
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every dag but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one meer step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one meer tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that u done
Voldemort u going down
And way u can stop us
u can’t break us down
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every dag but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one meer step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one meer tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that u done
Voldemort u going down
And way u can stop us
u can’t break us down
1 Egg White (buy ready pasteurised egg white from the shop, rather than just using raw eggs)
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres door rolling between palms.
inpakken, wrap in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor u choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
inpakken, wrap them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres door rolling between palms.
inpakken, wrap in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor u choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
inpakken, wrap them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect