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I'm trying to compile a huge lijst of quotes - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant advice Wilson offers. Quotes from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of quotes there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if u have anything u want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope u enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please commentaar any u may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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posted by oldmovie
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 u Can't Always Get What u Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have door now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What u Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by mrshouse62689
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Found this lijst somewhere awhile geleden and I had geplaatst it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in love with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: u should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. u don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by dreamsofspike
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A/N: Not for the squeamish!! This chapter details House's injuries, in a clinical sort of way, but it's still quite shocking and disturbing...consider yourselves warned! :P



Chapter 5


Wilson hurried into the room, closing the door carefully behind him before moving swiftly around the gurney to face his friend. Though House was moaning and writhing on the narrow bed, as if desperately struggling to escape some unseen foe, his eyes were closed, and he might have appeared to be asleep and battling a nightmare, had Wilson not known better.



This was a textbook PTSD flashback.



"No...please!" House fairly...
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The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my favorieten as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my favoriete episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the toon officially jumping the haai into lost cause TV land. But in...
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THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL PR CAMPAIGN TO BRING LISA EDELSTEIN BACK ON TO HOUSE!!!

We are focusing on SENDING THONGS AND BALLS TO vos, fox AND NBC entertainment presidents with one of the suggested captions listed below. We will add meer suggestions as they come in.

This campaign will take the two most populair ideas on the fandom and combines them. It also leaves open the option of sending one of the other if both are not feasible. In this way we will have a united front.

This is a joint effort door many fandoms. Each House fandom is welcome and encouraged to have one of their members as an executive here...
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
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Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying love for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!


It’s About Time….

Her commentaren had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their douche had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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posted by HuddyJoy0524
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We were watching clips of "As Good As It Gets" in psych class today and there was a scene in the restaurant with Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson playing a young couple! It was all I could take not to shout "It's Taub and Cuddy!" in class.

It won't let me post a link from youtube on here anymore so if u go to youtube and type in "lisa e in as good as it gets" it will pop right up.

Anyway, thought u all would get a kick out of it, especially because they look so young and have worked together before! :D
posted by nothin_ooses
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First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for reading and fixing my writing since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank u guys who is still there reading this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope u like this chapter and sorry for the late.


**

Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right volgende the old and crank bed inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...
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posted by nothin_ooses
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Hey everybody. I hope u enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when u finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be meer chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered door the wind was the only thing u could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the struik, bush kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. u can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Immunity
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 Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...




Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, writing something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops writing and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: door the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the...
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posted by angiii7
House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I zei it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that overhemd, shirt FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are u ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical...
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posted by misanthrope86
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I love silly little bits of information that are utterly useless in practical everyday life. So I thought I would compile a '6 Degrees Of Separation' lijst (well, sort of...) for 'House MD'.


Lots of the actors and actresses that have appeared on the toon have crossed paths before working on, of since working on 'House MD'. Here are the ones that I have picked up on...


1) Kurtwood Smith, who played Dr. Obyedkov (father of Patient-Of-The-Week Patrick) in the season three episode 'Half-Wit', also played the father to Robert Sean Leonard's character, Neil Perry, in the 1989 movie 'Dead Poets Society'....
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posted by peoplesuck
Here's the volgende part of part II. As always please comment. =D

“Everything’s normal except the amount of hemorrhaging,” Dr. Hanson zei confused, “We’ll keep close watch over u and give u a transfusion. I’ll be back in about a half uur to check on you.”
“There are few people who hemorrhage this much during child birth,” Sarah zei as soon as Dr. Hanson was out of ear shot.
“Can u save your obsessive over-analysis for a time when I am not in labor,” Cuddy replied through gritted teeth.
“I’m distracting you.”
“Couldn’t u find a different, less annoying method...
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 Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach u to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned u wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if u jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? u take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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“Sometimes, when a person has suffered extreme physical of psychological trauma (including massive stress), they will assume the fetal position of a similar position in which the back is curved forward, the legs are brought up as tightly against the abdomen as possible, the head is bowed as close to the abdomen as possible, and the arms are wrapped around the head to prevent further trauma.” (Wikipedia)


Fetal Position has been my favourite episode of House MD for a very long time now. I have an incredible bias towards the episode because it is one of the few episodes where Cuddy’s character...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
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Ships of House
There are so many,and many meer are beginning to be discovered
I will lijst the ships,and tell u some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong lijst of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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posted by tubby2002
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Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and televisie series' but House is his first American televisie endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David kust-, oever says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...
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posted by HouseMD_forever
Everybody Cries

An Avidly Obsessed House Fan's Opinion on the Series Finale

Yesterday, I watched the last episode of House, "Everybody Dies", for the seconde time. I obviously tuned in when it first aired back in May, but I couldn't really take it in of register it terribly well through the haze of hysterical tears. And no, that's not a joke.

Watching it for the seconde time, I managed to form a coherent opinion on it. So, here's my summary/opinion on the finale.

We start out with House passed out in an abandoned building volgende to a body. When I watched it for the first time, I immediately freaked...
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