House was waiting in Cuddy's office that morning. She was surprised that when she got there at seven in the morning, he was already there, and even stranger, in her office. She sat at her bureau and saw a big smirk on his face.
"What do u want?" she asked annoyed. House smiled, and replied, "Did u door any chance leave something behind last night?" She stared at him a moment, looking very comfused. "Like what?" "Oh, I dont know. A hat... a neckless... a portemonnee full of dollar bills that smells like the strip club down the road..."
"House, what are u talking about?" House pulled a portemonnee from behind the chair in Cuddys office and placed it on her desk. Cuddy peeked in the portemonnee slowly, to find in it dollar bills, the phone numbers of two men, a hair pin, make-up, and a night-club sticker. "Found it in the closet door the womens bath-room."
Cuddy stared at House and finally asked, "Why were u there?" House rose his eyebrows. "You can hear what the women are talking about. The other dag i heard Cameron say how bad Chase is in bed." She glared at him and sat her elbow on the bureau with her head in her hand. "Why would it be me?" she asked. "The women that i know go in there the most are you, Cameron, and 13. Has to be one of yours." Cuddy looked at him politely. "It isnt mine." House took the portemonnee and walked away.



House paged the people he knew best in the hospital to come to his office ASAP. Chase, Cameron, Taub, Foreman, Thirteen, Wilson, and Cuddy arrived in his office within the volgende 15 minutes. When they were all settled in and wondering why he wanted them there, House brought in the portemonnee and put it on the table. "This was found in a closet door the womens restroom." He instructed his orders very loudly so that he didnt have to repeat them. "Men and Taub, feel free to look through the bag. I want Cuddy, Cameron, and 13 to line up door the wall."
Chase and Foreman laughed as they searched the contents of the bag, where as Taub and Wilson looked comfused. "Who owns this bag?" House replied when Chase stopped giggling. All eyes turned to 13, with wild grins on all men in the room. Foreman smirked and laughed before he said, "Remy, This IS your purse."
13 squinted her eyes just enough to toon how angry she was at him for telling. Without a word, she walked to the tafel, tabel and started putting her belongings into the bag. "Wait a minute..." House said, in a voice that zei *I know what u are hiding.
*He picked up a crumbled piece of paper and showed it to everyone in the room. "Who here recognises this phone number?" He asked in a matter of factly voice. As everyone shook their heads comfused House pointed a finger at his best friend. "I had no idea u had such a mystical taste in women. Wilson blushed and leaned back in his chair.
"You manipulative bitch. How many times have I told u to take me to strip clubs whenever u go!" Everyone looked shocked, exept 13 of course, because she already knew, and Cuddy who stood slightly tilting her head with a small smile.
13 looked at House annoyed and zei "You knew I didnt want anyone screwing in my personal life, and u should be tired of this door now!" she replied pointing at Wilson. "House could never get tired of screwing with people" he zei with a smile, and everyone left the room, wondering how house would try to ruin wilson and 13s night club relationship.