Wanna hear some Jacob jokes. *beware they usffer from lamo*

How do u get rid of jacob?
Get a stick and yell fetch


What do u call a Jacob Black when he's lost?
A where-wolf.

How do u know Jacob Black is happy to see you?
He humps your leg.



What should u do if your Jacob Black gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.


Where does Jaocb Black live?
In a were house.

What do u call Jacob Black with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.


Why does Jacob Black like to eat health food nuts?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking.

what do u call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything u like, he can't chase you.



CREDIT TO 1TeamEdwardFan