1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask u what you're doing, say "Wearing...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kraag and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When u get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when u reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatel and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk...

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1.go into the classroom with your back against the uithangbord hands shaped like a gun humming the mission impossible tune.

2.sit in a corner of the room for a while and when someone looks at u yell AAH, THE LIGHT IT BURNS! really loudly.

3.tear paper up and throw it around the room and when the teacher tells u to stop it ask them "your racist against paper aren't you?"

4.after everything they say ask "why?"

5.if the teacher is yelling at one of your vrienden once they have finished shout really loudly "DOES SOME ONE NEED A HUG!"

6.when they have their back turned laugh really loud and when they look...