Why is my should in SO MUCH PAIN? It's just today! It's been fine for a long time since I injured it...

Why do I always fall in love with guys I can't get?

Because life can be torturous and painful. You don't hit guys you can get until your 30. Or liek me, you hit them over the head, drag them to the altar, and with a knife at his back, force him to say "I Do". lol

Haha xD

Why did I bump my toe into my laptop while it was on the ground?

Answer: Because I thought my toe was in for a new color.

Ouchies. Poor toe!

Question: Why does my shoulder hurt?

Answer: I wrestled with my husband a while ago and hurt it. DOH! He's twice my size and three times my strength.

Why are 22 days going so damn slow?

Answer: Because than I'll be even more happy when I'm sitting in that damn chair at the top in the middle of the cinema watching the Deathly Hallows.

Ah 22 days now huh? Be happy, Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 is only filming. :(

Honey,please don't hate me,but Deathly Hallows has to be in two movies because there's are two many events that one movie would take too long.The whole Twilight stuff is so contentless they could put it all in one movie.

Ehn, but that didn't. Go marking ploys!

Why do I feel terrible and good all at the same time? I'm ready to spaz OUT!

Because you're a complex person?

Good idea. Why do we get the HICCUPS!?!

It is yet another way for Mother Nature to torture us.

Ugh. Did you know that a spoonful of sugar under the tongue really works?

It does? I usually drink some water or hold my breath.

Try it it's yummy! Make sure it dissolves all the way.

Why is it that at night my eyes are all sore?

because you stay up too late and you're looking to much at a screen?

Screen yes, but I go to bed at seven. Except last night. This time change is throwing me off.

Why is it that some days I have a TON of work and other days nothing?

Why did I burn two of my fingers this week?

Oh sweetie are you alright?

Why is it that I think I'm losing my hearing?

Because people start losing their hearing when they're 23 and since you're 25,well,...xD

LOL. I know I'm TERRIBLY old... I need a walker.

Why do I feel like you've disappeared off the planet?

Hmm

You've just been gone for a while. But I'm here. I'm just working a lot more lately. :/ But making a lot of money, which is what I need right now.

which is a good thing

why can't they make any goooood scary movies anymore these days? i thought Paranormal Activity was supposed to be one of the most scary movies ever,but it really wasn't that big a deal.

Why is it that I can't get my paycheck on time?

Have you discussed it with your boss?

I feel uncomfortable because my husband and I are living in their house for free. (My boss is my mother-in-law).

Why do we get computer viruses!?! GAH!

Why don't you get a anti-virus system on your pc?

Why is life so unfair? Why do people who are not good always get what they want while people who are trying to play fair have to satisfy themselves with the crumbles?

I have one on this one.

Hunnie what's going on? You've been bad for days talk to me sweetie. Tomorrow looks to be a light day work wise, so I should be on later. IM me okay? I love you.

Why do I have to feel so helpless in helping my best friend just because I'm thousands of miles away?

BUMP!

I'm not really sure what that was about.

Why does my dad has to give stupid comments when I'm watching tvd?

It's in a father's nature mine did too.

Why am I so tired lately?

Why is my back still hurting the UTI is gone...

Why can't it be April 19 yet?

Because Christmas is a very stuck up holiday and it needs months to go on. ;) Why does Vampire Diaries have to go on a hiatus?

Gooooooooooooooooooood question.

Why is it so hard to talk people into TVD?

Why do I find Klaus just... so very hot?

I think I have a Klaus obsession...

He is hot...He's my second favorite male character, right after Damon :)

Why is is that I'm obsessed with Elijah too?

I don't know...

Why do I always feel sad in fall and winter time?

It Seasonal Affective Disorder, which you know cause I told you, lol. Why do I have to get panick attacks?

Because life isn't fair.

Why the fuck does Belgian TV quit airing TVD AGAIN!!! after 9 freaking episodes!!! to air fucking reruns of fucking gossip girl???!!!! I like my share of GG, but NOT instead of TVD!!! I just fucking hate it! Why do they do that? It's the only freaking show I watch on TV and they can't even put up a full, complete season! They always show reruns and yes, i've seen season 2 already, but I have a feeling the dvd box won't come out until it's on TV. Gossip Girl is on dvd already. What the fuck is taking them so long?

Okay, sorry, for the rant.

Why is there always something the matter with my sister?

Oh hunnie, I wish I was there for you. What is wrong now?

you already know, told you on yahoo

Is it okay to feel annoyed when someone calls your home number and you pick up and they ask you if it's your sister's birthday the day after, because it's her 21st one and that's kinda special, but it was your birthday the day before and they don't say anything about it, when this person has known you and your sister since you were little, but of course your sister is so much better than you, so why would anyone care how you feel?

Replace 'you' with 'me' and 'I'
Replace 'your sister' with 'my sister'

And you get the idea.

Oh hunnie I am so sorry. Some people just suck. Happy B-day again! I'll make something for you this weekend.

I wonder where I'll be two months from now...

I'm gonna scrap this too, unless I hear otherwise.