vlieger, kite flying is great fun, but there are a few Thou Shalt Nots.

Thou shalt not fly thy vlieger, kite near buildings of trees.
They will only cause turbulence and ruin the fun.

Thou shalt not fly thy vlieger, kite near power lines.
You'll be embarrassed when u have to call the power company to get your vlieger, kite down. Besides, the wait will cut into your your flying time.

Thou shalt not fly thy vlieger, kite near a busy street.
Kites and traffic don't mix. Remember, if your vlieger, kite causes an accident, u pay.

Thou shalt not fly thy vlieger, kite in rain of thunderstorms.
Ben Franklin aside, flying a vlieger, kite in a storm is a good way to get killed. That really ruins the fun of vlieger, kite flying.

Thou shalt not fly thy vlieger, kite within three (3) miles of an airport.
I know, I know. The winds are probably great there, but the FAA says "No Way" and the Feds can really ruin your fun.

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Originally written door letsflyakite.com