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posted by Bery
Some observations and analysis about Kyle on my favourite episode of South Park, the two-parter Cartoon Wars from season 10.


Cartoon Wars I and II

Personally, I think that Kyle's best momment on the toon was most probably Cartoon Wars I and II, he really shined in this two-parter.

At first, Cartman makes Kyle doubt his beliefs and opinions, through lies and faking care for the muslims, and get to the wrong conclussion because Kyle, unlike Cartman, actually cares, and Cartman, being not anywhere near as stupid as most people like to believe, knew this and used it to manipulate Kyle.

So there we had Kyle doubting, not through logic but through compassion, with that horrible Ike-dying dream he had and all, it shows how much of a caring person he is. But he eventually saw through Cartman's lies and at the end he made the right decision of standing up for his beliefs, knowing it wasn't just about the joke and the fun but about the right of free speech, and, being very aware of the danger, still chose the right way.

One great bit was the moment when Kyle finally realizes that Cartman was lying, when he softy says "You unbelievable son of a bitch" and "I cant believe I let u scare me into taking your side, u used fear to make me stop believing in free speech", which, like Cartman himself later says, it is the definition of terrorism, to use fear to opress others. Kyle finally understood this is what Cartman was doing and knows he can't just do nothing, he has to stand up for what he knows is right.

The ending of the first part owned, when it says "the battle between Good and Evil is finally waged", Kyle being the good and Cartman being the evil, it seems that this is what both of them represent on the show.

The scene when Kyle gets to the truck stop and he finds everyone with their heads under the sand and he's got the 'wtf?!' face was hilarious, poor Kyle was oblivious to all that had been going on.

Another intense part was right after Cartman convinces the vos, fox president to annuleer the episode, he is all celebrating and u hear from behind the "CARTMAN!" he turns around and he sees Kyle glaring at him and hissing "You f*cking fatass!!!", it's just so perfect. Kyle's anger has an intensity and atraction to it that it's impossible to look away.
And of course the whole fight is awesome and freaking funny!

And of course, Kyle's argument with the vos, fox president at the end. When he goes like "What manatees?!!!", yet again so funny! Then when he goes on into one of his 'gay speeches' (all of which I love very much) he makes, as usual, some great points. "You cant do what he wants just because he's the one threatening u with violence" very smart of him, his whole speech was excellent. "Do the right thing". He owned.

Kyle's best victory, it took a lot of hard work, and him pushing his limits, but very satisfactory in the end.
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posted by dragons0214
I went straight to bed once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.

The volgende day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an oranje overhemd, shirt underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.

when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica overhemd, shirt with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.

"I guess we're switching outfits." He zei to me.

The other three boys arrived...
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Kyle opened his arms. I ran towards him, and we hugged. I felt veilig around his arms. He felt so warm and fuzzy that I wanted to melt inside him. He then began to stroke my hair.

"Don't worry. Bebe won't ever be mean to u ever again." He whispered into my ear.

"But what she zei was right. I never had a friend here until u came along." I contradicted between sobs and sniffles.

"Well, they don't know the girl that I know." he answered.

We hugged for another five minutes. I was sad when he let go. I wanted to keep on hugging him until I melted and became part of him. We walked out together. I...
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I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school boeken out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
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January 1st 2012

It's the start of a new year. A new dawn. A new life. Today i've left the small town of South Park to begin my own journey.
Last jaar on May 26th I finally turned 16. I graduated early from Park County High School
as a sophmore with a diploma in Psychology. Only 2 other sophmores graduated. Wendy and Token both managed to graduate too. Token got a diploma in Cultures, Wendy got a diploma in Citizenship. All the other kids in my grade won't be graduating until Senior Year. After I recieved my diploma I told Stan about my college plans. He zei he couldn't believe he had to go...
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Me: What would I do if I saw anyone trying to hurt me?
Stan: Don't worry, Michelle. I'll defend u and make sure you'll never get hurt.
Nurse: That's nice, Stan. Is she your girlfriend?
Stan: Yes. I've shown interest in her ever since she moved here.
(at the auditorium, there is a Talent toon and everyone is there, including Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle.)
Mr. Mackey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Talent toon Championship! Our first finalist is 10 jaar old, Wendy Testaburger.
Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
(she then starts her song..)
Stan: Where's Michelle?
Kenny: She's in the competition.
Kyle:...
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Wendy: Why am I being called to the principal?
Stan: Because u hurt Clyde, u b**ch!
Wendy: Why are u hurting me, Stan?!? I thought we were friends!
Stan: Not anymore because of what u did to Michelle!
Principal Victoria: Enough guys. Stan, go back to class.
Stan: Okay. (glares at Wendy as I walk back to class.)
Principal Victoria: Wendy Testaburger, I am very disappointed in you. u have punched Clyde Donovan in the face for no reason! u are expelled from this school at once! Pack your things and leave now!
Wendy: But-
Principal Victoria: Leave!
Wendy: Shit. (walks to her locker and gets...
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When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that u two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started door rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The meer her eye was rubbed, the meer purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle...
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Kyle's room was meer of less, what i expected. Every uithangbord space was covered with muziek merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His bed was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his bed and sat on the edge of it. I sat volgende to him. for the volgende half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since u asked me a question, can I ask u a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

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"Hey Kyle, can I ask u a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude,...
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MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that u and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that u and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that u and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how u and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that u could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a vraag that would change our relationship forever.