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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: regenboog Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack crouched in a defensive position. “Y’all are not welcome ‘ere,” she growled.
    Pinkie then bounced around Discord and into the hollow rock. “Hi!” she said, beaming. “Discord’s back!”
    “We can see that,” I muttered through gritted teeth. “W-why is he here?” Fluttershy stammered.
    “I come in peace.” Discord sat without invitation. “I wanted to tell u why I was behaving that way.” He gestured for us to sit down.
    “When I was young, I was best vrienden with who u call Princesses Celestia and Luna. We spent every seconde with each other, but then I felt jealous. They always got all the attention!
    “So, I decided to run away. To teach everyone that I wasn’t just padding after the princesses to be meer populair of some stupid reason like that. I flew away, and soon I stumbled upon a small village of ponies. They brought me to be interrogated door their queen, for they didn’t know whom to trust. I am a Draconequus, so they were especially nervous toward me.”
    He hesitated, glancing at Pinkie. “Go on, my love…” Pinkie chirped.
    “My… MY LOVE?!” I sputtered. “Pinkie, u love this… this monster?”
    Pinkie frowned at me. “Just listen to his story, Dashie!”
    Discord took a deep breath and carried on.
    “So, the queen, whose name was Solar Eclipse, finally decided to use me to her advantage. She cast a spell on me—so that I would be evil and under her control for a thousand years.”
    “So, with our combined powers, we fought with the sisters. We came very close, too, and then… the Elements came into play.”
    “You see, they banished Solar Eclipse to a faraway star, hoping that she would never be able to return—and, as u know, they froze me in a statue. But it seems Solar Eclipse has returned to this planet, to find an able body to control.
    “That was always her special thing—hypnotizing ponies so that they turned evil.”
    “Seems like u picked up a few tricks from her,” I muttered quietly.
    Discord chose to ignore me.
    “Anyway, when I broke free a jaar ago, I was still under her power. She controlled me from space, made me evil again, and then u stepped in.”
    In the moment before I was defeated door u six, I felt free. That was when the power broke. And I managed to break free again, and find you, to warn you.”
    Discord paused.
    “Solar Eclipse has returned. She has enslaved all ponies in Equestria.”
    Twilight gasped. “Shining Armor?”
    Somehow, Discord knew about her brother. “Yes, my dear Twilight Sparkle, I’m sorry to say that everypony—except u six—is now controlled door her.”
    “What about you?” Rarity posed the vraag all of us were thinking.
    “Only ponies are affected door this particular spell. The already-mean are affected first.”
    Discord sighed, and absently grabbed Pinkie and squeezed her hoof.
    Fluttershy gasped. “T-that means…” she looked at Twilight. “Trixie?”
    Twilight nodded.
    “Discord, fine, we trust you. But any sudden moves…” she let the sentence trail threateningly in the air for a moment.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* u sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are u talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the top, boven of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do u want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: u have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, door having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help u with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, u have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Jeff was soon sitting volgende to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying u were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did u think of Gordon's actions when he told u to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: u can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if u will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset door what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When u say surprised, do u mean like an angry kind of surprised, of just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling meer coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is meer like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: hallo you. Are u Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do u want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What u just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please brand me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't brand you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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