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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do u have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when u take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that u don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, toon me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't u think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* u verplaats the tank around with the left analog stick, and verplaats the torentje around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, u shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do u expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if u somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, u can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime u want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one meer thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: u know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in bed with regenboog Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: u could be one like me u know.
regenboog Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
regenboog Dash: Do u want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
regenboog Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: u ready?
Sean: u know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are u going?!
Sean: *Returns to regenboog Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
regenboog Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want u to follow me.
regenboog Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah u are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
regenboog Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten minuten ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if u keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. u know... The one u wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a veilig spot.

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 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James
James
I'll try to make this like one of those films created in the thirties. There will be no swearing, but some violence will be in here.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A fanfiction taking place during the late 1800's

Strike

In Pittsburgh, lots of ponies working in the steel mills did not like working conditions, and often went on strike. This story takes place during the Homestead Strike of 1892.

One of the workers James, did not want anything to do with the strike, but two weeks before it began, some of his vrienden decided to make him change his mind.

James: *Working*
Larry: *talking with Jack*
James: *sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes u is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the seconde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...
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posted by thetankmoment
 Honeybloom
Honeybloom
Honeybloom was heading over to Blue Auraglow's house. "Hey Blue AuraGlow wanna-" Honeybloom stopped herself. Blue Auraglow was hypnotized-and Honeybloom noticed. She tried to calm her down, but she got bucked. Honeybloom saw Fluttershy in the corner. She was worried about the situation, and she seemed to know EXACTLY what was going on. "It's Queen Hypnoset, the ruler of Hypnotism." Honeybloom understood. She knew that Hypnoset was the ONLY pony who could cause such destruction. But there was no WAY she was doing it alone. That's when Cinderstride crashed into Honeybloom as Creamy Cakes ran right past her. "Enough!" Honeybloom shouted loud enough to make Fluttershy cower. Honeybloom set up a team (Consisting of Coffee Cream, Cinderstride, Creamy Cakes, Fluttershy, and herself) to stop Queen Hypnoset. "Come on everypony!" Called Honeybloom. The fate of Equestria lies in our hooves!"
 Coffee Cream
Coffee Cream
 CinderStride
CinderStride
 Fluttershy is scared
Fluttershy is scared
 Blue Auraglow is hypnotized
Blue Auraglow is hypnotized
 Creamy Cakes
Creamy Cakes
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, u worthless prick.
Worker:...
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posted by JimmytheDragon
“Mush! Mush!”

“Will u cut that out?!”

Off to the west, amongst towering thunderheads and unsettled rainclouds, Wild brand and her passenger touch down. Much to Stylo’s relief, this ride was much meer enjoyable than the last one.

He hopped off Wild Fire’s back and took a look around. They weren’t alone – many other pegasi darted this way and that, clearing away the stormy vapor. He spied colts and mares of all different colors – there was an oranje one, and a roze one, and a gray one, and… a regenboog one.

“Oh hey, there’s Rainbow,” Wild brand commented, waving to her captain....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.

Gordon: u broke it u piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? u could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the keuken-, keuken to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. u two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but u won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I zei I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are u 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for u in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting door car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did u want to toon me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a pony in Scotland is trying to create a zombie...
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