It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank u everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a vulkaan erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's verplaats on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny dag for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy dag on Friday, followed door a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the fan when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did u figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we verplaats onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to u about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, u don't wanna be there. They had a vulkaan erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had vulkaan problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, u see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding u that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: u tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now u shall pay us the price, for u attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues singing his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy singing his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our toon today. Thank u for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do u watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what u mean. Well, thank u for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank u everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a vulkaan erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's verplaats on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny dag for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy dag on Friday, followed door a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the fan when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did u figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we verplaats onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to u about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, u don't wanna be there. They had a vulkaan erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had vulkaan problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, u see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding u that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: u tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now u shall pay us the price, for u attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues singing his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy singing his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our toon today. Thank u for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do u watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what u mean. Well, thank u for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded door blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank u all, i really enjoyed my time here. u taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of u ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one dag i was walkin home pagina and decided to visit the lake. the roses are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one meer time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......
THE END
THE END
Oh my goodness. u don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known door people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The seconde is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the volgende week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among u and I hope u all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267