My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 106 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman heuvel anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell u something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because u made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: u were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: u know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.

The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.

Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven door Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow toon offs like u on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

A little filly visits the Union Pacific.

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my little pony:tree vrienden are magic chapter1

posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal dag for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party food was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....

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Leaked My Little pony Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until u all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies u opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until u all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight was studying on a normal dag when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! zei Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! zei Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help u zei Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am smaragd, emerald and thank u so much zei the green unicorn.
Your welcome zei Twilight.

To be continued........................

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posted by StarWarsFan7

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posted by shadowknuxgirl

~Just another lonely filly~

(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

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posted by shadowknuxgirl

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The problem with Applebloom:Part 3

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"What could be more fun than organizing books?"

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posted by StarWarsFan7

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She is terrified of full grown dragons and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her vrienden go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of animals will come in handy...

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posted by StarWarsFan7

♥Apple Jack♥
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The last solstice - Chapter 43: The solstice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let u know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend u a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

link

2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

link

3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

link

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Chapter 43: The solstice

Nocturnal Mirage lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...

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posted by DawnBright

"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright

My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

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“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...

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posted by Dragon4322

"I can do this on my own!"

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