My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 106 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman heuvel anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell u something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because u made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: u were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: u know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.

The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.

Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven door Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow toon offs like u on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

A little filly visits the Union Pacific.

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The Train Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his brand pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can u fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can u get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...

The Train Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train volgende to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another pony are in there with a German officer*
German pony 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his brand pony to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, u had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...

The Train Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted door two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four minuten later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to annuleer a German train?
Labiche:...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

May 6, 1995. The dag Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hallo yourself. How are u feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case kraker, cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault geweer-, geweer and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 10 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

1960 Part 17

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In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. u have to get to L.A, and toon everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E1 Part 7

posted by Canada24

Twilight: u know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I love u all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He zei he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't u think u had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell u how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are u a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* u okay...

1960 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped door the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded door other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1...PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell u the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong dag mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did u hear in the office when u tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but u changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, u caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, u know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time u even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got u that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? u seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to datum her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be vrienden with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* u tell her what u think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, u already zei that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minuten later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their volgende assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* u cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger zei he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He zei u were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with u now, but if u keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have u fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, of chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle volgende to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular dag at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minuten of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing meer tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: u wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask u a question. What do u know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are u asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* regenboog Dash zei there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious dag for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...