It seems that life goes door resembling somewhat of a klok, bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
1. Pinja:
A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.
Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten door a Kracken of being shot door a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.
Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? u mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.
Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten door a Kracken of being shot door a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.
Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? u mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word
