Ninja Pirates Article: Age klok, bell Curve

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posted by Bdavisbrookeme

It seems that life goes door resembling somewhat of a klok, bell curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Legend of the Ninja Pirate

posted by Broody_4_Cheery

A Ninja Pirate of Pirate Ninja, also known as a Pinja, is the rare half-breed of the already powerful Pirates and Ninjas. The true origin of this god like race is shrouded in mystery, so secret that many Pinja are unclear on exactly the details of their kind.

Origins of the Pinja:

There are many theories on where of how the Pinja came into existence, none have been verified of proven.

1) The Royal Union; historians in vorige times have claimed that during medieval times the war between the Pirate and Ninja clans were at a all time high, however while these powerful families...

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Epic rick roll: The literal version

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video

awesome

epic songs

rick roll

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Yellowcard - Light Up The Sky

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yellowcard

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Happy Birthday Janni

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Source: Me

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Zorro and Ghost

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Source: me

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The Script~ We Cry

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video

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muziek

youtube

random

epic songs

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Katy Perry-I Kissed A Girl

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muziek

pinja

youtube

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random

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Ninja Pirate Batteries

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Source: hell

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Rihanna~ Russian Roulette

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I'm currently in love with this song, lol. and the video is actually really good.

video

awesome

muziek

youtube

random

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The Doors, Roadhouse Blues

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video

awesome

muziek

epic songs

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Naley Answering Machine Message

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lovelovelovelovelovelove :D:D:D

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awesome

random

pinja

lmao

naley

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Music's All Around Me - WAX

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cool

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awesome

muziek

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA twilight parody

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RANDOM XD

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twilight

nigahiga

parody

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Random.

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Source: Lots Of Jokes

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Ninja Pirate

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Crash Into Me - Dave Matthews Band

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cool

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muziek

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You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity! ♥

posted by Georgia93

CHAPTER THREE!
You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity!

G: Whaaat did shee saaaaay (8)
S: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
G: RAT????????
S:YES! YOU!
G: What?
S: This song again? Are u trying to kill me?
G: Oh my God. I forgot it’s on the black list.
S: Remind me to get u a memory someday.
G: Whatever. u know u love my voice.
S: Who told u that again?
G: You. Remember when you…
S: …when I was drunk!
G: WHORE!
S: SLUT!
Tool: What is going on?
S&G: WHAT?
Tool: Why are u two arguing?
S: We’re not.
Tool: The whole block has heard you.
G: Did u hear anything? *looking at S*
S: Nope. And...

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romanian humor

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Everyone is fond of OWLS!

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Funeral Fun

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit u first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give u a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...