Too much chinese food

Marlene: hallo guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings u here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad u remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man of something on the wing, some....thing,' zei Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)
                
         Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as u the kasteel of the vampire Count Blowhole the kasteel known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the kasteel and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the kasteel of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...