Yo DIFFERENT random king, queen,prince and princess OTHER HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED

..You have a hobo under your nose.
Want me to get that for you..?
I don't think I have a large enough tissue.
Sorry.
The aubergine won't fit through the window cuz its wearing a snorkula.

Crap. My dog ate the viking hat!

I think Im sexually attracted to my cat. meeoooow.

DONT TAKE THE GURL!!!!!!

The promises that u promised are about as real as an air guitar. u better watch yo back cuz imma steal yo car.

Nevermind the marmelade milkshakes, me lovey. Just put the cat in a blender for me and I'll take it to go!
i got home pagina when a gun shot was fired. the guy screamed PANCAKES!!!!!!!! and ran for his shoe. i got a call saying that 5 bannanas were killed. i cried my eyes out. then. i saw a monkey. :D
I just realized. u have the PERFECT hair for head banging! Can I borrow it?
u know, its a good thing we care what others think. Just think! Where would we be if lady gaga and all the fashion role models didnt care. THey'd go around naked! Then so would everyone else! No one would buy clothes! Our appetites would be too spoiled to eat! The world economy would crash! The polar bears would be saved! And we'd be sent back to a tribal stage!
Help me! I have no eyelids and must constantly lick my eyeballs to keep them moist!
I miss my pet merman
u know, vrienden are like wetting your pants.
Everyone sees it, but no one gets that same warm feeling that u do!I am the thee general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants! Captain the purlple cow is dead So, what you're saying is, u don't want to put a dead squerrel in the middle of the white house?! WHY NOT?!
Geez! Stop her! Your mom's stressing out the poor hippy AGAIN!
Are u suggesting peaches migrate?!
Your cottage taste finger-licking good!
Eleven and a half is still not good!
Why can't I taste the air in this place? That's
very unusual
The ostrich in my pants is talking and it wont shut up!
*picking up a salad* Why are we still eating leaves; we are so behind in technology
u have to help me get my baby, they have him on the football field and he's on fire.

I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends, I know a song that never ever ends and this is how it goes, I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends, I know a song that never ever ends and this is how it goes, I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends, I know a song that never ever ends and this is how it goes,.....

Crazy? I went crazy once, I was locked in a closet and I went nuts! Nuts, I love nuts, cashews, almonds and peanuts. Peanuts? I love that show, theres a kooky little dog and he drives me crazy. Crazy? I went crazy once, I was locked in a closet and I went nuts! Nuts, I love nuts, cashews, almonds and peanuts. Peanuts? I love that show, theres a kooky little dog and he drives me crazy. Crazy? I went crazy once, I was locked in a closet and I went nuts! Nuts, I love nuts, cashews, almonds and peanuts. Peanuts? I love that show, theres a kooky little dog and he drives me crazy....

i zei what i wannet to say in here:
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Oh dear, the piglet is watching a documentary of the breeding habits of the rare banaan hobo! And u won't keep eating those smiley lizards until the chicken comes back from the toilet honeymoon! What do u say? And this is my dog, mr taco. Take care of him while I'm gone, u have to tuck him in at night and feed him bikinis everymornig and 1:95! Jacob, speak to me! u ARE GAYER THAN MY DAD! who zei donuts? I love donuts but why do they call them donuts? WHAY ARENT THEY CALLED PLANKY LIKER GOOGLEYES??? Donkeys smell like toothpaste. Have u seen my psychiatrist? He went nuts and had to be sent to ceiling fan, usw! the snakes are drinking washer/dryers holding onto dear life for the loonyman! Yes, picklenut, augurk nut. People just don't understand literature. Mr Rogers was arrested for dealing monkey diapers! What came first, the human of the cellphone? I say, dear boy, is that your first meowsaloo? I do beleive the moro system is serioously out of whack! Weiner dogs have officially taken over mars! Indiana Jones is having an affair with Iron Man! AND THEYRE DATING MY gitaar TUNER GUY! First name here. What is meer important, world peace of obama? Yes, I beleive typos is a rare gift shared only door me, and the mayans. Do u hate rubber chickens as much as I do?

ok i know nobody knows who i am but damn people write a lot just to win

love me hate me but teef dnt come in my face unless u wanna lose a tooth