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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één dag geleden 1
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV toon they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the dag to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één dag geleden 1
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Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler.
MI6 Boss: *Picks up a white phone* Yes?... I'm afraid we've not enough men to help u out. u two are on your own, unless we can get someone from the United States to help u out...Yes, I can call them. What's that agent's name again? Lightning? An odd last name, but I will ask for him. Good luck gentlemen. *Hangs up*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één dag geleden 1
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Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are u up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia door typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? u got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects the Dodge Coronet*
Ted: 1969 certainly was a good jaar for cars.
Johnny: *Driving towards Ted* u want to go with me on a cruise?
Ted: No.
Johnny: Well I'm heading home. Catch u later. *Drifting as he turns around*
Narrator: My home pagina is all the way in New Jersey. Milford, New Jersey. u might think that it's a pain in the ezel to drive from New Jersey to Virginia and back, but with the cars in my watch, it's much easier than driving normal cars.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één dag geleden 1
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Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his green Mustang. He turns left, and heads for a parking lot*
Narrator: Phillipsburg, not far away from my home. It's actually 11 miles north of the town I live in. In my opinion, it's also the nicest town in New Jersey.
Johnny: *Parks his Mustang, and gets out with a suitcase*
Narrator: I was waiting for a train to arrive from the other side of the Delaware River. Just across from Phillipsburg, is the town of Easton Pennsylvania. We got word from the pentagon that Norfolk Southern was helping a new Communist group ship stolen tanks out of the U.S, and into Russia. In return for the tanks, the Russians gave Norfolk Southern nerve gas, which they would use to stage accidents, and wipe out as many people as they could. Well this time, they weren't going to succeed.
Johnny: *Placing two C4 packs on the bridge, and runs back to a fence*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted één dag geleden 1
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if u agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having lost one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is meer important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And u didn't get any other option.



#4: GTA 5 -Torture scene:

I personally was never bothered door this scene. But just about everyone else WAS.

So it goes on the list..



#3: CALL OF DUTY - NO RUSSIAN:

Many MANY people were angered door this mission.. But it was MEANT to be shocking, they missed the point.
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Opinion by Zippy100 posted ·2 dagen geleden
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so, I am going to post vraag now and then. u guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if u have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave commentaren as well. It will be engaging and fun. Note: If u vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many stemmen one got. At the end of the competition, I will lijst who got the most votes., I am going to post vraag now and then. u guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if u have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave commentaren as well. It will be engaging and fun. Note: If u vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many stemmen one got. At the end of the competition, I will lijst who got the most votes.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·5 dagen geleden
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist u have to believe every quote Hawking ever zei ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was zei that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A door cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
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List by ShadowFan100 posted ·6 dagen geleden
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1. Trench Coats

I'm really starting to love trench coats. I like how they look, and how slim-looking they are.. However, my aunt will only let me wear them when it's raining. I get that that's what they're used for, but what if it's just REALLY cold outside? And I wanna put on something warm, yet, cool-looking? I don't see what her problem is with that, but whatever. I still love them, regardless.

2. Kilts.

I also love kilts, because they're apart of Irish culture. And fun fact: I actually have some Irish in me. And wearing one of these would be a cool way of expressing that side of myself. But according to my aunt, kilts are "too feminine" for me to wear. Not even around the house. I do understand what she's getting at, because kilts and skirts do have a similar appearance. But why should that even matter? They're just pieces of fabric, nothing more. She actually told me that the only way I'd be allowed to wear kilts is IF I were in Ireland. Not the USA. Because, dressing culturally-appropriate is a must to my family, apparently. Which sucks.
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Opinion by 1012jackson posted ·7 dagen geleden
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I love you
Even though I don't like u right now
I want you
Even though u keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still love you
Even though I don't like u right now


I was tryna save us
But u got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I love it, I love it
u know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
u say u need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and u don't remember half of
The whole lotta games that we played
I ain't afraid to say when I'm wrong
u ain't afraid to dance how u owe me a favor
As long as I


I love you
Even though I don't like u right now
I want you
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Opinion by deathding posted ·8 dagen geleden
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Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal favoriete episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be gegeven here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope u all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



[b][i]Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The recurring river tides stempel, punch my glasses with disdain.
I try and discover a way out, ruminating it is not so.
But the azure sky remains stagnant, in a demeanor just as hollow.


After turmoil, abuse, neglect, and treason,
My hart-, hart should be prosperous in this world without reason!
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Opinion by NagisaFurukawa- posted één maand geleden 1
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Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. But i don't like how the English Dub sounds like a narrator voice while they talked Japanese. So i watched the Movie in Sub. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing anime live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC films change and is not similar to the comics and cartoons sometimes. And the fans are like that was so unexpected and cool. Yet Anime,Manga and Vocaloid fans freak out when anime changes live action films a little from the original series. And fans of anime and Manga need to calm down. And stop trying to ruin the good stuff we get that is live action anime Movies. So Anime/manga fans gotta give credit where credit is due. The Movie was entertaining. Sure some parts where changed a little. And cut out. But it still a great...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één maand geleden 1
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één maand geleden 1
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A green 1970 Ford mustang was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing volgende to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that mustang in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: u done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. u two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What are u up to?
Johnny: If I can get new cars for my watch door scanning them, I can also get some door typing in codes into the watch.
Commander Kane: And that's why it's plugged into the computer.
Johnny: Yeah. It's a ten digit code. I'm going to try 2188561673. It'll take a few minuten to load, so I thought we'd go into the cafe and grab a quick bite.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted één maand geleden 1
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death door haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. All while his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the haai was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..

So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the strand ever again... Why would they EVER go the strand after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
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List by skunkpile posted één maand geleden 1
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Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 maanden geleden
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It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the ster Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked volgende to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage door two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting volgende to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.

Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
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Article by Riku114 posted ·2 maanden geleden
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((This is a highly requested artikel of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope u enjoy and take some important things away from this.))

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Birds, we all love them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny videos of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets to own. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a cute, pretty, and playful papegaai that could talk to you? It's a simple pet after all.

Wrong.

Currently, with how parrots are seen, this kind of thinking is common to those that are not well informed and is this kind of thinking that has caused a large problem for the parrots we’ve come to love. Throughout the rescuing centers, many birds are found abandoned, resold, and gegeven away multiple times as owners find that their pretty feathered friend is not as simple and easy as they...
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Opinion by -Universe_COLA- posted ·2 maanden geleden
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White brood is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown brood is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions: Green Apple, Yellow Apple
Evolution 2: Granny Smith appel, apple
Evolution 2 Alternatives: Green Granny Smith, Yellow Granny Smith, Fuji Apple, Rome Apple, Jazz Apple
Evolution 3: Hokuto appel, apple *same alternative evolutions*
Ultimate Evolution: Pineapple
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Article by deathding posted ·2 maanden geleden
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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they toon up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this artikel has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. u fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the titel alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic Piano Here*

[i]♫Sometimes u feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted ·2 maanden geleden
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Words to live by.
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an artikel where I talked about my complaints towards the LGBT community. At the time, I was writing an artikel where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from writing it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the LGBT community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the LGBT community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.

Before we begin, I'd like to make two disclaimers first:
1.I won't be Politically Correct in this article, so don't expect the usual sugar coating that I do.
2.I'll be using a lot of the art work of Jago Dibuja; a very talented Spanish Webcomic artist who's responsible for creating the series "Living with a Hipster girl and a Gamer girl." wherein he expresses his political opinion while putting in a lot of humor and having likeable characters. His artwork is perfect for this artikel and I even asked for his permission if I could use them.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an uur down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't u know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I love my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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meer Car Stereotypes

We have meer stereotypes for meer cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British home pagina dear chap. Come this way and I'll toon u what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a goud frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.

GMC

Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: u scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes u did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
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List by MTahmisian posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Never have I ever….


* Been on a datum of in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, vrienden and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter of seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo of piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked of done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe of Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England Patriots
* Been a Democrat
* Bullied Anyone
* Never been on Instagram of Snapchat
* Liked Lasagna
* Gone Surfing (I want to!)
* Broken a bone
* Hitchhiked
* Gone Hunting
* Been Vegetarian of Vegan (also don’t plan to)
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Guide by Riku114 posted ·4 maanden geleden
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Well shit. Actually no, I doubt u are actually here suddenly in a rush because u just encountered this situation a few minuten geleden and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, u made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, zoek a meer valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This artikel won't help u meer than anything there will especially since this is meer of a tip artikel from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.

So lets talk.

First thing we want to establish. Are they actively suicidal of passively suicidal? As in are they actively planning on killing themselves now of soon and/or have they come up with a plan to do so. If so, that is someone who is actively suicidal. If they are stating they want to die, they want to kill themselves, and similar lines but are not actually planning to and/or have yet to get to the point of planning it, then it is passively suicidal. The difference is important as one calls for meer immediate strict attention while the other one usually is best handled in a much meer softer manner, but...
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