"Boner, catch this disk." "Boner, quit humping the neighbors leg." "Boner, stop peeing on the lawn."
This way when u loose your dog u can yell "Boner!" without looking peverted.
Also, if the dog runs away a lot and it is female, u can name it Virginity. When asking people if they have seen your dog u can say, "I lost my virginity and I can't find it."