Does anyone know of any really, really good quotes?

yes....

Never underestimate the power of your own stupidity.

Normalcy, like chivalry, is dead. it had a hart-, hart attack and passed away about five years ago.

Missing Persons, lyrics from "Destination Unknown:"

When will my time come?
Has it all been zei and done?
I know I'll leave when it's my time to go
Til then I'll carry on with what I know

Kind of long, but the bittersweet feelings in them have always gotten to me.

"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."

I'd have more, but I'm blanking on them right now. Cheers!

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world.
If u do so, u are insulting yourself :)

"Repeat the good, and the bad, do it all, and pile on the years."

Mabye it's just me, but I really like that...

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski

"Everybody is a genius. But if u judge a vis door its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
— Albert Einstein

"You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery." -Spencer Hastings

"Forgiveness isn't forgetting. Forgiveness is remembering how close u are to someone, and not wanting to lose that, so u just let it go." -Anonymous

"Get lost in the dark to find yourself." -Digital Daggers, Where the Lonely Ones Roam

"There are meer hurts then the one u have just undone" - Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded

Words are like bullets, I let them pass right through me. Like fruitcake.

If I am not enjoying myself, then I shall torture myself.
By: myself.

Ed: I'LL TURN u ALL INTO FISH!!!

Ed: I'M NOT SMALL! I just live in a big world, goddammit!

Roy: I LOVE DOGS!!!

Roy: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm führer, there will be changes. That day... All female officers will required to wear...*strikes dramatic pose* TINY MINISKIRTS!!!

Death the Kid: Even your BOOBS are different sizes!

Miki: I have a big chest, ya know.

*Kyon spots Yuki playing a hentai game and spits out tea*
Kyon: u like that stuff?!
Yuki:*monotone* u know it.

America: Ladies and gentlemen! When humans think of hospitality, they think of me because I know how to give a good time! ...Seriously? I know how to give a good time? What, am I a hooker?

Russia: I know my ideas are best. Otherwise, I'd kill them. *smiles*

Italy: What does intercourse mean?
France: Well... it's something u do with someone u like... So, Ita-chan... Do u like me?*pedo face*

Austria: Prussia has captured and occupied my vital regions!

Fakir: ...can ducks drown?

*talking about Light Yagami*
Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark.

Ancient Rome:*sings* In Hell: the cooks are British, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian~!

America: Man, winter can suck on my jingle bells...

Switzerland: Man up, of I'll beat u with my peace prize!