EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I AM A brand MARSHALL

hello folks brand Marshall Phill at your service!
Now I am gonna toon u some hazards and how to get away from it!
Op I see one right now! LET ME SHPW u SHUMSING!
Say your carrying this ice cream your about to lick it but then someone says "LOOK A HIPPO EATTING A TREE" *looks to at a. Random direction* and all of a sudden u can't see where your ice-cream went and SPLAT *makes the ice cream go into someone's eyes* someone gets hit door the ice cream
Oh another typical hazard! LET ME toon u SHUMSING!
Your trying to fix a computer but then u decide to cool your feet into this bucket of water *standing in a bucket with water* u grab one piece of the computer and then *gets shocked door the cord then smoke appeared and there was a big hole*