okay this is so funny, i just HAD to post this:

so me, my mom, my dad, and my aunt are going back home
from dinner, right? and my mom's like dying cause she has to go to the bathroom so bad. she commentaren how i'm weaponless and that she has to go to the bathroom. so what do i say?



wait for it...




here it comes...




"so you're armed with pee?"