If u found a slak that zei it would grant u three wishes what would u do and if u did make three wishes what would they be?

Wish for infinite wishes and if that doesn't work wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes and then make the wish for infinite wishes.

I'd step on it and scream "FUCKING LIAR!!"

And......... if it somehow survived, I'd suddenly believe it and then in a singsong voice would ask.
1)To grant me the ability to snap my fingers and whatever I wanted would appear of happen
2)To fix its own shell and stuff cause now I feel bad about stepping on it
3) to be my new pet for the rest of my life who's name is Quinslow Throckmorten

1. actual questions
2. Starbucks! :P
3. Unlimited wishes

LIKE A BOSS. BD

1. Please make someone love me.
2. Power to read minds.
3. NO meer NEED TO SLEEP...

Do those make me sound creepy? Ah, well. It's not like any of u liked me anyway.

1) The ability to fly
2) to stop global warming
3) to be forever young

1. That i was born in 1987,
2. Keith was my boyfriend,
and
3. infinite wishes.

1. a card for Starbucks that would never run out so I could buy all the Salted karamel Mochas and karamel macchiatos I wanted
2. To have a job that I love
3. To have a bath and body works in my city, since we don't have one.