Do u wake up in the morning and then step outside?

I wake up at night

Yes, yes I do. I wake up, step outside, and shout out to the world, then I go back inside, and sleep again.

I tend to douche and dress first.

Yeah..I walk out to my balcony and usually have a huge chunk of something (snow in the winter, pollen in the spring, gras in the summer, and leaves in the fall...and sometimes things that are unknown to me) thrown at me from my best friend. We usually do the every morning, dunno why...but I usually take out my Zabuza sword from a a cosplay long geleden ^^ it's really fun, even though old man John hates it XD

If I wake up in the morning, I go back to sleep.

No! I'm sleep back XD

No, I usually wake up and go straight to the computer.

No i sleep ouside so i wake outside.