What are some really annoying stupid of maybe funny vragen to ask through text??

If u wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

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Do u find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my vrienden

Are u using your phone? :D

I lost my phone, can u ring it?#facebook

of a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' u can make it come up as 'I find u so hot. Let's date' of 'I want u to kiss me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure u can think of worse if u have time.

of u could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone of put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' of Donald Duck.

Do u like to eat frog legs?
Do u like to pet dinosaurs too?
I want 12 kids. How many do u want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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