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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never zei u NEED a nose job. I just zei it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could u excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeven someone like u a seconde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
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1) Pick up cat and wieg it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wieg in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by canal
(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna writing around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name of how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in bed breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I zei pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He zei rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay home pagina today?” He asked wrapped...
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Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I zei lifeless.
“Call me Queen of the jaar Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, Queen of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the tafel, tabel in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make u so???” Jack zei with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...
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Yay! u know what? It’s my favoriete uur during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I love Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So u have to put up your own tents and u could do that in PAIRS”
What?? u mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and kom bij me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely...
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posted by Noone_N
Here I stand lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black schapen of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what u want, practice what u preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did u go wrong? The moment u cast me out

Religion putting u down? So what.
The bloem WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.