-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist zei something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only u get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The volgende day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about boeken is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist zei something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only u get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The volgende day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about boeken is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Salati is a leopard that was adopted door the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animals that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became vrienden with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.
u would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animals connected from the first moment. Now the two animals are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the kar, winkelwagen saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask random ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start singing Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to random ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that overhemd, shirt is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask random ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start singing Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to random ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that overhemd, shirt is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of u because of taking notes in class.
Have u ever got a little blister of callus because of writing too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure of rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitaar of even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So u have some calluses and u want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
u can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citroen for 10 minuten and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams of amandel oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and u will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have u ever got a little blister of callus because of writing too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure of rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitaar of even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So u have some calluses and u want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
u can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citroen for 10 minuten and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams of amandel oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and u will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If u Want to work for people ....Make your hart-, hart the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If u want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As u are the creator of your life, similarly u are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for u
*always forget what u did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If u Want to work for people ....Make your hart-, hart the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If u want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As u are the creator of your life, similarly u are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for u
*always forget what u did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*