Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.
Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse love each other very much...
My hand (noun) - A dolphin.
Lent (noun) - A seconde chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.
Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.
mug, mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting u to slap yourself.
Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something u zei and fully meant.
Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that u know meer than u actually do.
Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything into the closet and hoping it ends up in Narnia.
Because I zei so (phrase) - What parents say when they know that they've lost the argument.
Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The best way to make new friends.
Old (adjective) - Point at which the candles cost meer than the cake.
Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets u know that they blocked a pop-up.
B.C. (abbreviation) - Before Computers.
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