1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand volgende to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't u even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, u need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with vrienden then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks u to type in and zoek for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divan, bank and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make u stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep door her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after u hear something like a break up of secret of gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn of some back up lights on when u do that! then as u walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that u wonder why u have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand volgende to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't u even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, u need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with vrienden then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks u to type in and zoek for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divan, bank and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make u stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep door her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after u hear something like a break up of secret of gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn of some back up lights on when u do that! then as u walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that u wonder why u have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
1.Determine how many times a week u eat of want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 of 10.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, u never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be volgende in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well u know that face of a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If u don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be volgende in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well u know that face of a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If u don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're overhemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them u love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch of stumach
step 8.Say i love u again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say u hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're overhemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them u love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch of stumach
step 8.Say i love u again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say u hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bureau of forehead.
2 = If u have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's volgende top, boven Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dag to sit volgende to them at lunch, but at lunch say u were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If u have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's volgende top, boven Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dag to sit volgende to them at lunch, but at lunch say u were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
door Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives u happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he of she will never turn his of her back on you...... of betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on u and stick its self to greed.
u cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
u can never again.
He/she will leave u disappointed and let u down.
Why should u look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When u have God with his love all wrapped around you.
door Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives u happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he of she will never turn his of her back on you...... of betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on u and stick its self to greed.
u cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
u can never again.
He/she will leave u disappointed and let u down.
Why should u look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When u have God with his love all wrapped around you.
