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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

u CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY u HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

teef WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, hol, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and hol, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot dogs wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, u get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when u touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick of treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders candy over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
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posted by Bluekait
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/ handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not toon it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making vrienden but rarely shows...
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which maand do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From schapen and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) eekhoorn fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the troon in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by Zachary124
listen guys u all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I zei horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a seconde chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if u don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten u of go after u if u don't don't worry

but if u do forgive me u wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't meld me please just read the artikel and don't meld me I wont be mean ever again

if u guys forgive me awesome if u don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if u don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw meer bros.

After talking to some meer fans i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I zei poking the mouth of the mask....
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never zei u NEED a nose job. I just zei it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could u excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeven someone like u a seconde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered door our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 seconden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call u forth.
Hoping u are well,
SARCASM

Please sign your name below.
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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's muziek teacher once zei of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketbal team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a maand and dropped out forever.