Random Article: The FAITH I have (chapter 1)

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posted by adaug

My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad u made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen u in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how u feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do u want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole tafel, tabel was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like u Maybelle.

Faith:So what are u doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of babies when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since u think Being An auteur isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying u two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like u pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that u "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that u haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every vraag with another question. As soon as one of u says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male beroemdheden (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack schrijfbureau, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub kwis the other dag I lost door one point. The vraag was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other vragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that appel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing koop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bommenwerper jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why u are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go home pagina and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted door aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late u are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vooruit, voorwaarts to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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My top, boven 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these artikels lately so I kind of wanted to kom bij the party. Off of the top, boven of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my top, boven 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 afbeeldingen so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also love her piercings.

9. Minzy

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry of start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right of wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This toon sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic toon expect me to call THAT music? That whole song of whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that toon is verplaats around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell u that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...