Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy heuvel with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How u got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed door the word "me" of "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What u owe the bartender

Shift - How u get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

pas aan - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " u pas aan afore u passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her vis were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.