Random Article: Guess the Song

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posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the antwoorden (song titel and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice door Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick door boring brick door Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up door Taylor Swift

6. He woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes

7. Let me know that I've done wrong

8. She is everywhere I go,

9. Do u know what's worth fighting for?

10. Am I meer than u bargained for yet

11. Well I was there on the dag they sold the cards for the queen.

12. u were my conscience. So solid, now you're like water

13. I’m tugging at my hair, I'm pulling at my clothes - Things I'll Never Say door Avril Lavigne

14. What if I wanted to break? - The Kill door 30 seconden to mars

15. Can't make my own decisions.

16. I always needed time on my own. - When You're Gone door Avril Lavigne

17. I never zei I'd lie in wait forever.

18. Now I will tell u what I've done for you.

19. Friday night beneath the stars - I'm Only Me When I'm With u door Taylor Swift

20. What a shame we all became such fragile, broken things.

21. What makes u so damn sure that you're perfect, huh?

22. I'm so tired of being here, suppressed door all my childish fears. - My Immortal door Evanescence

23. hallo man, tell me what were u thinking?

24. Say you're sorry that face of an angel comes out just when u need it to. - White Horse door Taylor Swift

25. I am a wavering candle light.

26. I was dreamin' we were running from a city burning down, down, down.

27. I'm out the door, I'm on my ezel again.

28. Tell me where our time went And if it was time well spent.

29. I took a chance, I took a shot. - Tell Me Why door Taylor Swift

30. I wake up in the morning, put on my face.

*I stal this off deviantart :)

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laura199627 okay, I only got 3, 4,14 and 16 :P 3. Alice by Avril Lavigne 4. Brick by Boring brick by Paramore 14. The Kill by 30 seconds to mars 16. When you're gone by Avril Lavigne

TwilightGirl312 I got: 3. Alice by Avril Lavigne 5. Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift 13. Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne 16. When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne 19. I'm Only Me When I'm With You by Taylor Swift 22. My Immortal by Evanescence 24. White Horse by Taylor Swift 29. Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift

Wanda5 Yup both of you were right :)

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber fan

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name of talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziek every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask u if u have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate of love whatever he does even if they hate it of love it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one dag he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One dag when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fairies take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the divan, bank with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 maand later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best vrienden mabey meer PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! u are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey u bums want simethin of are u goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do u hear...

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cabine for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am singing my favoriete song, 21 guns door Green dag whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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cabine for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 jaar old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the peer, pear into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These artikels are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would u wanna listen to muziek from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better muziek available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I love my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a jaar and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Japanese rijst Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted zalm (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed rijst in a rijst bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the rijst won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed rijst on your hand and put your favoriete filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled zalm on the rice. Push the filling into the rijst lightly. Hold the rijst between your palms. Form the rijst into a round, a triangle, of a cylinder door pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the rijst ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. inpakken, wrap the rijst ball with a strip of nori of sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly door americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: u got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I love it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if u call right now we will also send u a what ever u call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 meer dollers shiping and handleing! u GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever u call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever u call it have u credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL dag BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ster IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all u have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES u THE MOST u HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziek i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some boeken i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lijst all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound u get when u scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, u know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when u just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. vis fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, of maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, of maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal meer hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When u watch a brand new one
I’d invite my vrienden over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest artikel of my artikels

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok u go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door klok, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will u give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry wolf

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, u have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” zei my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why u dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find meer crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? u are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No u are a robot times 1000000.

User: No u are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and u are a robot.

User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. u are the robot here.

User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... u computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So u admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

Lol yes fail I know