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 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' of 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."

-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over door a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."
 IN THE cirkel OF LIFE
IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
 Of course I wasn't taking pictures with your camer. I'm acat. I wouldn't know how. On a seperate note, where do u keep your USB cable?
Of course I wasn't taking pictures with your camer. I'm acat. I wouldn't know how. On a seperate note, where do you keep your USB cable?
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