Random Article: Hot Mess ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

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posted by 2468244

I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best vrienden of benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my favoriete guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
u know u got it real bad
Doing things that u never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
u wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

With u I never knew loving u could be so fun
It’s true I was such a good, good girl before u came along

But you’re so racy, you’re my favoriete guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
u know u got it real bad
Doing things that u never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
u wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

I’m getting speeding tickets
I’m acting just like a misfit
I’m letting my mail pile up to the ceiling
You’re making me irresponsible
‘Cause I just want to be with you
Act rambunctious and see what I do

Go hard, hit that gas
Living life like it’s all u have
Push, push hard and make it last
All this love is worth a
Mess, hot mess

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
u wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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The Future Of Bitcoin (BTC)

posted by BJsRealm

This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

posted by Canada24

#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if u spare him, he later tries to kill u anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the volgende fix,...

Where Eagles Dare Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits volgende to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your vrienden make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...

T h e C o d e o f K e K.

posted by TheLefteris24

Praise Kek!

Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the hart-, hart of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the brand of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached door the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!

KEK WILLS IT!

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What I hate about Google+ and YouTube's separation.

posted by Renegade1765

It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own emai account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in Christmas of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the emai and paswoord to create my own Google account and commentaar on YouTube videos. I liked reading other people's commentaren (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...

Bars and Melody: Why not popular?

posted by twinklestar11

My favoriete singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping of listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was singing when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...

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The Art Of Clickbait #3 (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Episode 3 has arrived!

Welcome back again mates! In case u missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artikel series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and random scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked u all for ideas in the commentaren section below! That's also how this toon has been running since Episode 2, so if u like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a commentaar below on what u guys and gals want me to create in the volgende episode!

And with that being...

top, boven 5 Most Underrated Youtube Channels

posted by Windrises

Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made door very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes videos frequently so u don't have to worry about running out of videos to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of videos where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the titel of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in meer cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important vraag of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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I gave a collection of sarcastic antwoorden too really dumb yahoo vragen

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, u don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 jaar old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"

Why are babies ugly at first?
"How about you...

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What to Do if u Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach u what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF u HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if u have no life, u know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if u do it, you'll have a life. And if u have a life, then u wouldn't...

Chocolate Truffles

added by ace2000

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Decided to put JonTron quotes as well..

posted by Canada24

#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE u AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let u go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, u and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck u for being interested in things, u stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...

Nostaglia Critic Part 2:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, u guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do u want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings u want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikel even remotely seriously, then u probably aren't as smart as u think u are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, u need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

Brown and White Tabby Cat

added by ace2000