Q: Why did the riem get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketbal fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But u forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- u already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't u tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home pagina from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketbal fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But u forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- u already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't u tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home pagina from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hallo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were u only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK u HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 uur LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been meer understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story door thing because u know it's door me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hallo lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were u only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK u HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 uur LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been meer understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story door thing because u know it's door me*
dear,2timer
u zei u loved me
u zei u cared
u zei i was the moon in u dark sky
u zei i made u hart-, hart complete
u zei i made u smile when u were weak
u zei no girl could compare
u zei i was beautiful
u zei i was the first real kiss u ever had
u lied
u played me
yo turned my world black
u broke my hart-, hart and made me weak
u fucked my so called friend
u made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
u cheat u bastard! don't come round here again cuz u fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I love you, not! I hope u like my love letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
u zei u loved me
u zei u cared
u zei i was the moon in u dark sky
u zei i made u hart-, hart complete
u zei i made u smile when u were weak
u zei no girl could compare
u zei i was beautiful
u zei i was the first real kiss u ever had
u lied
u played me
yo turned my world black
u broke my hart-, hart and made me weak
u fucked my so called friend
u made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
u cheat u bastard! don't come round here again cuz u fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I love you, not! I hope u like my love letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun