Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconden to the people at the volgende tafel, tabel and ask them if your zitplaats, stoel is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever u see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tafel, tabel and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time u take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tafel, tabel itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and u ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the volgende dag and say, "Those shells u sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby tafel, tabel gets up, jump into their zitplaats, stoel immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that tafel, tabel are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Two Words: Food Fight.
Poke the person volgende to u repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair of try to turn around, look at the ceiling of pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the tafel, tabel top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your zitplaats, stoel whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their food back.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconden to the people at the volgende tafel, tabel and ask them if your zitplaats, stoel is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever u see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tafel, tabel and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time u take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tafel, tabel itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and u ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the volgende dag and say, "Those shells u sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby tafel, tabel gets up, jump into their zitplaats, stoel immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that tafel, tabel are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their zitplaats, stoel at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Two Words: Food Fight.
Poke the person volgende to u repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair of try to turn around, look at the ceiling of pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the tafel, tabel top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your zitplaats, stoel whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their food back.