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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikel I will tell u about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell u about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate u in a good way.

Everything in this artikel is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to datum facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here we are, not dead. It's a great dag to be alive, isn't it? :)

Well, what's not funny is that the Aztecs may have been onto something; in fact, many first nations and Indigenous peoples believe that the world will one dag come to a close because of human pollution. What's scary is that Scientists are saying that if we keep polluting as this rate, the world has only got 5-11 years before something incredibly drastic happens.



I don't mean to scare you, but it's true. Now we can change the future.

Governmental actions: Who trusts the government? In almost ALL cases, all the government cronies are about is money and don't care what they have to do to get it. They don't mind killing animals, of the planet, of anything. But the thing is, we need to support the planet, because if we don't then it'll stop supporting US.

In Canada at this moment, PM Stephen Hitle- I mean Harper... Is creating pipelines to get oil around, making oil sands to get meer oil, denying First Nations their basic right to live while they are in absolute third-world conditions and ignoring every moral in the book for money. Lemme fill u in;

Pipelines are popping out thousands of barrels and are doing meer bad than good. In fact, five pipelines broke just last week... in ONE WEEK. The government says that it'll create meer jobs- what they DIDN'T mention were the type of jobs they had in mind. We'll all be cleaning up after the spill. Did I mention that the oil spills are giving animals DISEASES and making them mutant? Deer are getting these terrible growths upon their bodies that eventually kill them, vis are getting cancer, and marine animals like ducks of course are dying. This is also affection US door making us sick...






Oil sands THESE things are the earth's pimples. They are giant holes in the earth that are made to get oil; they are destroying the land door great amounts. There are one too many located in Canada... (Canada isn't as perfect as people like to think.) DON'T SUPPORT THE OIL SANDS. In fact, Alberta Canada [Canada's leading oil-making province] makes meer money from Casino's than the entire state of Nevada... and it makes meer money FROM those Casinos than the actual oil industry. We are raping the land for nothing.



Bill C-45 and First Nations: words cannot describe the intense hate that I feel for this bill and Stephen Harper for creating it. This is an omnibus bill with various acts that give the government the permission to rape the land, discriminate against First Nations, and do pretty much any damn thing they want.

One artikel states that the government can take water from anywhere (other than the only 82 protected lakes) and use it to get oil through fracking and whatever else. It takes two honking barrels of water to get ONE barrel of oil, and once that water is used then it is DONE. It's no good at all and shall never again be able to be used.

They can also take water from Farmers if they want to. But farmers NEED that water for their crops and animals, right? No meer dairy and meat products. No meer crops either.

This bill was created without the consultation of first nations, which according to the UN declaration on the rights of Indigenous peoples. is ILLEGAL on SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many articles. And Canada is sign onto that declaration, but the government is saying that it should only be thrived for. But we're signed on... we MUST follow this declaration! They just don't want to treat FN with respect and dignity. It doesn't sound like you're striving very hard.

The government WILL NOT STOP. There are a few good eggs in the government, though. If we push hard enough, this bill can be stopped. There is still hope because bills have been killed before.


Native Prophecies: I happen to be a First Nation myself; I am a Plains Cree of Canada, Tan'si Kiya. :)

My people (and even other tribes) have a prophecy. It goes, Only after the last boom has been cut down, only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last vis has been caught... Only then will u realize that we cannot eat money.
 Another prophecy we have; stated door a wiseman 700 years ago.
Another prophecy we have; stated door a wiseman 700 years ago.


















The Aztecs Back to the 2012 thing; what the Aztecs ACTUALLY believed was a bit different... They fortold that the world was not going to necessarily end, but be reborn into a new era... Through earthquakes over a period of time. (Notice how many earthquakes we've been recently? Haiti, Turkey, Japan.... ) This also relates to the Cree prophesy of "the great shake."

The 8th fire: This is a prophecy foretold door the Anishnaabe people; the 7 fires were teachings and vorige prophecies that they were given. One of them predicted the arrival of the Europeans; the 8th brand says that NOW is the time for all of the four races to be connected, understanding and united... For our own good.

Being brought up through Spirituality of my culture, it's only natural for me to care about the earth. I greatly respect environmentalists, animal activists and tree-huggers that I see out there. :) I'm glad to know some people still care about the earth. Bottom line, We NEED to take care of our earth of something bad will happen... Indigenous prophecies demonstrating that.


Scientific speculation: I can't say too much about this, because I don't have the exact bron of where the information came from- but please trust me when I say it is true, because it is. My mom is a social studies teacher, and I hear most of these facts from her; but I don't know where she gets them.

Scientists think it might be too late- but David Suzuki ( Come on, u MUST know who this guy is. ) believes that we still may have a chance... Environmentalists and scientists are URGING governments around the world to slow down on production and to take action to protect this precious earth. But of course, they are being ignored.

I can't say much more... I apologize. Please, do trust me on this one. But, here's some pictures to explain what I cannot.



Idle no more: u may of may not have heard of this movement, but it's being led door THOUSANDS of first Nations. It is us trying to protect the land and kill Bill C-45. This movement is made up of protests, hunger strikes, rallies, flash mobs, and posts through the internet such as twitter. These have taken place all over the world.

So far, 14 Countries ( 16 counting Canada and USA ) have done rallies and flashmobs for Idle no more. God bless those people <3

A few famous people who support Idle no meer are David Suzuki, Justin Bieber (dear lord... at least he's on OUR side.), and Nelly Furtado. :) Nelly even went so far as to publically ANNOUNCE her support during a concert! THANK u miss Nelly! <3

Yeah... But the thing is, this movement is being hated on door ignorant, racist bigots. :( A few of the racist things I have heard with my very own ears:

"What are those dumb Indians trying to prove?"
"It makes me SICK."
"Get your heads out of the clouds!"

.___. WELL, then... People think that this movement is about Natives wanting MONEY. Which isn't true; this comes from the stereotype that all First Nations are drunks, drug heads who get handouts. But we're not like that.
 a common misconception that Natives don't pay taxes... we do.
a common misconception that Natives don't pay taxes... we do.


If u want to support Idle no more, become part of our army! :) This doesn't mean sign up for some armed forces of anything... It just means educate people u know about this movement as I am doing with you. If u are in a passionate mood, u may be able to find a flashmob of rally in which u can attend to nearby your town/city. Many have taken place ALL over North America and are still going on. If you're a techy, video-making kind of person u can make a video which shows your support... But only if u want to. :) If we have enough supporters, we just might be able to kill Bill C-45 and be THAT much closer to saving the earth! of at least slow down the process of it's complete destruction.

Small things u can do that mean a lot: Here's some ideas...

-Recycle plastic bags from the grocery store so u can reuse them after shopping and not have to pay for more.

-Collect cans and bag them; then bring them to a recycling place so u can trade them in for money. u are saving the planet while earning a reward for yourself. :)

-shut off lights when you're not using them.. EVERYONE knows this one.

-when u use a public bathroom, use the air dyer instead of the paper towels- it's a little better for the earth.

-Buy meer products that toon they are recycled

-be artsy and creative! :) [ex:...]


I think I have covered everything... I did my best to teach you, and I hope u enjoyed this artikel of at least learned something from it.

Idle no meer is also on Tumblr; you'll find lots of interesting things there. Let's try to save the earth, shall we? Because if we don't we are SO f~cked. We have 5-11 years at this rate. If we're lucky, more... the race is on.

If u want to know meer about anything I have just said, please don't hesitate to ask.

Thank you, and may creator smile upon u always.
Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel vis and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel vis could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a zoek as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a vraag since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. u can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a commentaar to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the vraag had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a stempel, punch in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minuten early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything u write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favoriete of mine) of a meer scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell u a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe u can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when u apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up door singing strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say u taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny of not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would u like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh u gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: u gonna tell me my fortune of what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell u your fortune?


Random guy: u zei u WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have u been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and koekjes, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform u that a certain new fanpoper with the gebruikersnaam of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a vraag saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now u will not be able to find these two contributions why u ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if u want proof that she zei this check out this forum
link
Now u may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeven us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if u press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my vrienden but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your hart-, hart beat
Is my favoriete lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If u could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home pagina though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes u happy.
I always want u to be happy.
I don't like it when u cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with u even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to verplaats on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When u leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe u embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other dag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, u know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once meer at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure door now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo u can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to kom bij F.S. u must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand volgende to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't u even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, u need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with vrienden then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help u survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where u are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do u like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do u like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE u SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: u zei unicorns aren't real. :( I thought u were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that u were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes u can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One dag you'll ask me, "which is meer important to you, me of your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing u are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...
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