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"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. meer than machinery, we need humanity. meer than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that’s going to make the f’ing difference between winning and losing. Between living and dying.” - Al Pacino, Any gegeven Sunday

“A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way a hard-core Commie works.” - Sterling Hayden, Dr. Strangelove

“Someday, somewhere, someone may find out the damn truth. We better. We better, of we might just as well build ourselves another government like the Declaration of Independence says to when the old one ain’t working — just a little farther out west.” - Kevin Costner, J.F.K.

“Many years from now, would u be willing to trade all the days — from this dag to that — for one chance; just one chance to come back here and kill our enemies? That they may take our lives. But they’ll never take … OUR FREEDOM!” - Mel Gibson, Braveheart

“You know how quickly the boys found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while u could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F … B… I.” - Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs

“Now gentleman, I must say, I differ with the key minds of the south and with our President who apparently shares their aantal keer bekeken … offering that the natural state of mankind is, instead — and I know this is a controversial idea — freedom. Is freedom. And the proof is the length to which a man, woman of child will go once it is taken. He will break loose his chains. He will decimate his enemies. He will try and try and try against all odds, against all prejudices … to get home.” - Anthony Hopkins, Amistad

“Soon, millions of people will see me and they’ll all like me. I’ll tell them about you, your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It’s a reason to get up in the morning. It’s a reason to lose weight. To fit in a red dress. It’s a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow alright.” - Ellen Burstyn, Requiem for a Dream

“I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left.” - morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption

"You wanna test something, u know, scientifically, how the planets go around the sun, what sun spots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap. Well, u gotta look at it. But sometimes u look at it … you’re looking, changes it." - Tony Shalhoub, The Man Who Wasn’t There
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to u say, "Why don't u speak meer clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim u are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe u but DONT give up, see how far u can get ( WARNING, may result in u being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when u are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean door 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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Ghetto Names

Mostly populair with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming meer common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us door our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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 hetalia COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes door waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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This one has D.W. from the animated kids toon "Arthur" included.:D Really hilarious.
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longer version of the infamous retarded shark. ROFL
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