Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped door a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" door Social Distortion and "Back in Time" door MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced door George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if u think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped door a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" door Social Distortion and "Back in Time" door MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced door George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if u think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
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1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make u feel worse about this than u already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make u feel worse about this than u already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..