1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.
2. Someone tells u something that u already know because u Facebook stalked them, and u have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people u know saw u go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and u have no idea what to do with it after u sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party door yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because u have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the tafel, tabel at a avondeten, diner party and struggling to think of vragen to ask the two people volgende to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet of status update u made.
11. Having to read a lease of contract in front of someone who’s waiting for u to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a cirkel of your vrienden talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who u don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and u just stand there.
2. Someone tells u something that u already know because u Facebook stalked them, and u have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.
3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.
4. AND people u know saw u go into the stall and will know it’s you.
5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.
6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and u have no idea what to do with it after u sign it.
7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.
8. Going to a party door yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because u have no one to talk to
9. Being seated at the quiet end of the tafel, tabel at a avondeten, diner party and struggling to think of vragen to ask the two people volgende to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.
10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet of status update u made.
11. Having to read a lease of contract in front of someone who’s waiting for u to sign it.
12. Having to stand just outside a cirkel of your vrienden talking because there’s no room in the circle.
13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who u don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and u just stand there.