Random Article: Teen titans Zodiac signs!!!

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posted by Famegurl754

Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know it should be beast boy but yeah beast boy should be Taurus better, Jericho is Perfect to be A Leo!

Virgo: Terra
Reason: Virgo is a Earth sign and Terra throws rocks and Earth things. So she's perfect for a Virgo.

Libra: Kid Flash?
Reason: Libra's are Fast and outgoing These days. So I'd say KF Is an Outgoing... Meh, I don't know.

Scorpio: Raven
Reason: Scorpio's are Strong, Confident, and Mysterious, I think she fits perfectly (p.s, IM A SCORPIO!!)

Sagittarius: Speedy
Reason: Seriously... THE BOW AND ARROW!!! Speedy is a Sagittarius, I just KNOW IT!

Capricorn: Red Star?
Reason: Yep, I really don't know I chose him for no reason. Derp. Sorry.

Aquarius: Kyd Wykkyd?
Reason: I just REALLY wanted to chose Aqualad but nah, Aquarius is Air sign for some reason...

Pisces: Aqualad
Reason: Pisces is a Water sign so Aqualad is in the water, so. Yeah, I kinda think it fits but...

Animelove765 and Portia0623 like this

Portia0623 Yay! I'm like Starfire!

BlindBandit92 That is literally the dumbest reason to assign said characters with the signs. It's not even based on their personality. It's just thrown there because it "sounds" right.

Famegurl754 @BlindBandit92 Well I had the idea, And yes, it not based on the personality, it based on what they do, it's not dumb, it's normal, get over it.

Dude_Kansas This is just the most disrespectful way to treat Zodiac's, You say your a Scorpio right. Well I'm a Cancer. See. Mas Y Menos might not be Gemini's, Starfire might not be a Cancer. Speedy might not be a Sagittarius. You don't even know their birthday's so why would you make this?

lilydude92 Dude_Kansas said something true. You don't know their birthday's.

Animelove765 I'm SPEEDY!!!

BlindBandit92 @Fame This isn't normal. it's highly stupid. And it proves you don't know a thing about zodiacs at all but you're saying like this because you THINK you know them and you THINK you're smart. You're neither. Also I have already gotten "over it" I am just pointing out stupidity but it's so blatant. I didn't need to tbh.

Famegurl754 You don't know a thing about the zodiac signs ether. You just think you are CUTE, but your really not. I'm just saying this because it was my plan, and what I do Is what I do, and it's not stupid, it's what people do, asshole.

Alexis92 Who the hell do you think you are? Your just hurting other people's feelings by being a asshole yourself putting "Zodiac Signs" for teen titan characters. The thing is I'm a Libra and this hurted my feelings just putting zodiac signs out, Your nothing but a bitch and just being rude, your so fucking stupid that you just sit on your ass all day writing racist jokes in your notebook. Your cruel man, and your a Scorpio, that's the sign of hurting peoples feelings, wtf is wrong with you?

Famegurl754 Oh, we startin' a fight? You the asshole! Not me! That's why I have more fans then you, I can just do this all I want!

Zeppie Aw snap, these comments got me like http://i.minus.com/ibqO5qzsXRdTFw.gif

Fanpop Everyone cussing people out need to chill out, or everyone involved will be banned for life.

Zeppie ^ God has spoken, people.

Riku114 *had trouble finding the halo emoji* ^ Praise the lord of Fanpop.

Fanpop Zeppie and Riku114, you guys are totally fine. People calling others assholes, this is your final warning.

Fanpop A guide on how to not get banned for life: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/alpha-and-omega/articles/245473/title/how-not-banned-life

candylover246 ^ The Great Highness has warned you all. Gee, it got THAT bad. But this was entertaining nonetheless~

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber fan

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name of talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziek every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask u if u have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate of love whatever he does even if they hate it of love it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one dag he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One dag when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fairies take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the divan, bank with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 maand later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best vrienden mabey meer PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! u are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey u bums want simethin of are u goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do u hear...

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Fun ways to annoy Harry Potter

posted by lupichkata

Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what u did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand of a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of u and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor door floor, and once u find what u are looking for, u can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling u what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The vrienden laugh and without hesitation verplaats on to...

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cabine for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am singing my favoriete song, 21 guns door Green dag whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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cabine for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 jaar old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the peer, pear into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These artikels are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would u wanna listen to muziek from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better muziek available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what u want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee meer than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My hart-, hart skips a beat
When u walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with u until the end

I give my hart-, hart and my soul to you
To make u see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant u see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what u want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I love my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a jaar and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Japanese rijst Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted zalm (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed rijst in a rijst bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the rijst won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed rijst on your hand and put your favoriete filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled zalm on the rice. Push the filling into the rijst lightly. Hold the rijst between your palms. Form the rijst into a round, a triangle, of a cylinder door pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the rijst ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. inpakken, wrap the rijst ball with a strip of nori of sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly door americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: u got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I love it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if u call right now we will also send u a what ever u call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 meer dollers shiping and handleing! u GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever u call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever u call it have u credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL dag BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ster IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all u have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES u THE MOST u HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziek i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some boeken i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lijst all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound u get when u scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, u know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when u just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. vis fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, of maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, of maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal meer hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When u watch a brand new one
I’d invite my vrienden over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest artikel of my artikels

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok u go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door klok, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will u give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...