My Friend Lisa - Creepypasta

posted by Canada24

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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a bloem in the yard. I tried to plant it door the Sandbox, but Lisa zei that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for toon and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa zei people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker stal my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She zei she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and zei Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come home pagina to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a pudding for lunch today. pudding is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come home pagina at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. u are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She zei sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come home pagina from work. Lisa zei him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.

shaneoohmac13 OOOH MAN REALLY U MAKE ME FEEL SAD!

specificleague This story is both touching and eerie, exploring themes of loneliness, imagination, and the blurred lines between reality and fantasy. The innocence of the narrator's friendship with Lisa is juxtaposed with darker undertones, especially in the references to Lisa's father sleeping and the absence of the narrator's father and teacher. The narrative's simplicity adds to its impact, drawing readers into the child's world and leaving them with a lingering sense of unease. Overall, a thought-provoking read that stays with you long after you've finished.

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s top, boven superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s globaal, algemene health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each jaar on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's hart-, hart

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for the hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
maybe u stal it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for he hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find u soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of u know it as the only song i know door hart-, hart from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spin i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

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On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some meer cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the Playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

my top, boven 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my top, boven 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i love all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the meer i listen to the album.

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY maand marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The volgende review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed door lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can verplaats on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, of absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

Broadway Limited

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Jazz Band: *Playing muziek with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...

C.C.🌹💖

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twerking chicken

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Canada24 reviews HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

posted by Canada24

Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been reading many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the films became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....

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Folk Aesthetic

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Rei Asaka (Oniisama e...)

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Rei Asaka (Oniisama e...)

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Mariko Shinobu (Oniisama e...)

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Cat and Donkey

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Red Dead Redemption, NIGHTMARE FUEL:

posted by Canada24

#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing door a boom overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

posted by Canada24

#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if u spare him, he later tries to kill u anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the volgende fix,...