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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with meer than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are u busy?" of "Are u doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get u to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when u talk about your ex-boyfriend of ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes u wants to be the only guy u talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy vrienden to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are meer emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what u are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before u trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with u may end up being admired door your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells u about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. u don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes u is when he teases you.

22. Guys love u meer than u love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot of cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes u a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook of advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the volgende couple days of until the volgende time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance boeken that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks u to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, u know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid u of is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at u for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who stempel, punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has meer problems than u can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls meer than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even meer to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure u know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal of not ...

55. Believe it of not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like boeken after u just ask them vragen about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants u sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets u keep doing it ..it means that he really likes u of his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is u want to let him go and he will respect that...after u let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes u and wants to be with u as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy u can go to with anything, is the guy who loves u meer than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees u cry he wishes he could change the stars to make u happy. He would go to the end of the world for u and loves u deeply.
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin u see
My heart
Through this laughter u feel
My pain
Even through this mask u see
My face
For u are the only one who really knows just who I am

And u zoek me
And u know all the secrets of my heart
And u zoek me
Revealing the mysteries of who u are
u zoek me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When u are the only one who really knows just who I am

And u zoek me
And u know all the secrets of my heart
And u zoek me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give meer than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving meer than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants u to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help u answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: u HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT u DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when u say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. u look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and u never get tired of being with us.

4. I love u and only you.-Well, u guys get the picture.

5. I will be with u forever.

6. u have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. u shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for u to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when u want to get kicked out of the DMV. door Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw u dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then u saw me, caught u door surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make u cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that u fell apart
But u walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like u didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make u cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made u think that...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the volgende half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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