Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hallo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are u doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would u tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the toon like they do with half of the films they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV toon The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic regenboog as Michael.
One dag on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing volgende to Myrtle in front of railing* u know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are u looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know u were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot door a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish u could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant door come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If u don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of u know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can u tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are u sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, u know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did u know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
The End
On the volgende part of this episode
Master Sword buys a sword
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again
Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.
Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: hallo Tom. hallo Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made u decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that u mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.
Song: link
Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as u remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture u in order for u to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....
But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no u don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were u going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded door idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*
volgende morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one meer time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think u met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: u think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, u told us u wanted to buy a sword, and u couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made u stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He zei he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do u want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary dag at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of u to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. u like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could kom bij u in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company u told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: u don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. u can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over door a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The kanon was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did u hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the hoorn, bugel poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning u Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony stal all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come u ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are u talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: u smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did u do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did u know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever spiering, spieringen it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever antwoorden three vragen correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of u can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If u keep arguing, u won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. vraag 1, what is 4 divided door 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, u don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning door 1. volgende question, what is 6 divided door 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: hallo I was raising my hoof u cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: u did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided door 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did u say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard u say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided door 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. u may leave early, and the rest of u have to stay until the klok, bell rings.
Gary: Oh F-
As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colors of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will u stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an oranje firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many films as they could.
Paramount pony 2: *Bringing swords from the compliment room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount pony 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy meer easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do u have cotton in your ears?
Paramount pony 2: I don't know, but I can check for u right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the compliment room!
Paramount pony 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount pony 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount pony 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a pony that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount pony 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount pony 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount pony 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: u say produced, of distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount pony 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend u didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when u release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: hooi-, hooi is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell u something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The films were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende is a Princess Celestia skit.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer zei this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do u want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not u idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!
Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.
Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what u talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, u still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: u constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. u must be joking if u think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed door now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to u at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*
volgende day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kasteel when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if u promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are u doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into random objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I zei I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*
A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link
Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*
The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.
Three hours later at Celestia's office.
Derpy: I would like to apologize for running u over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: u could've stopped u retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But u didn't! u ran me, and Timothy over. u suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: u have no idea what it's like to get run over door a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: volgende time u turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hallo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are u doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would u tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the toon like they do with half of the films they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV toon The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic regenboog as Michael.
One dag on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing volgende to Myrtle in front of railing* u know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are u looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know u were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot door a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish u could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant door come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If u don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of u know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can u tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are u sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, u know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did u know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
The End
On the volgende part of this episode
Master Sword buys a sword
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again
Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.
Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: hallo Tom. hallo Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made u decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that u mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.
Song: link
Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as u remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture u in order for u to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....
But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no u don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were u going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded door idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*
volgende morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one meer time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think u met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: u think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, u told us u wanted to buy a sword, and u couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made u stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He zei he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do u want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary dag at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of u to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. u like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could kom bij u in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company u told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: u don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. u can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over door a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The kanon was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did u hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the hoorn, bugel poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning u Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony stal all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come u ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are u talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: u smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did u do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did u know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever spiering, spieringen it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever antwoorden three vragen correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of u can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If u keep arguing, u won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. vraag 1, what is 4 divided door 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, u don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning door 1. volgende question, what is 6 divided door 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: hallo I was raising my hoof u cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: u did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided door 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did u say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard u say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided door 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. u may leave early, and the rest of u have to stay until the klok, bell rings.
Gary: Oh F-
As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colors of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will u stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an oranje firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many films as they could.
Paramount pony 2: *Bringing swords from the compliment room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount pony 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy meer easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do u have cotton in your ears?
Paramount pony 2: I don't know, but I can check for u right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the compliment room!
Paramount pony 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount pony 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount pony 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a pony that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount pony 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount pony 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount pony 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: u say produced, of distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount pony 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend u didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when u release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: hooi-, hooi is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell u something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The films were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up volgende is a Princess Celestia skit.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer zei this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do u want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not u idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!
Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.
Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what u talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, u still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: u constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. u must be joking if u think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed door now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to u at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*
volgende day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kasteel when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if u promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are u doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into random objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I zei I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*
A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link
Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*
The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.
Three hours later at Celestia's office.
Derpy: I would like to apologize for running u over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: u could've stopped u retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But u didn't! u ran me, and Timothy over. u suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: u have no idea what it's like to get run over door a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: volgende time u turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Part 4 - but still in no particular order
61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him
62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish
63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes
64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him
62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish
63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes
64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" door comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
"Give the Devil my regards."
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" door comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This lijst is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, of just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
Welcome to my list! ^__^
