A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
hallo babe sittin there
u dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at u and u butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
u got it shaving in the douche
i watched u threw the window for meer then a hour
i saw u fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now u saw me just my hat.
Now u hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk u anyway.
I see u with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now u both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i mes and stab u to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for u so run away.
u dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at u and u butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
u got it shaving in the douche
i watched u threw the window for meer then a hour
i saw u fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now u saw me just my hat.
Now u hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk u anyway.
I see u with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now u both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i mes and stab u to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for u so run away.
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that u can see the future and that u can read minds, when Edward of Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that u can see the future and that u can read minds, when Edward of Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
