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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps volgende to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy u another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This dag is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police zei that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, u toon up and drink my poison."
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline of Coraline whichever one u prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by Hades_Shadow
For all Wreck-it Ralph fans out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who love the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for u to game jump. u can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...
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posted by kicksomebut23
DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop u from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what u believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if u do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If u Like Anime, boeken , A Certain Artist, of whatever....love it because its u and your opinion. Don't make others change u and stop...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans of pigs, living of dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four minuten of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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added by 3xZ
When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If u don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but u play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the straat my house was on was skirted door a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. u could run through...
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I love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical aantal keer bekeken to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST vrienden FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", door pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his vrienden and family...
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posted by slenderman777
u know those eerie feelings u get when u are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...
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posted by slenderman777
About five years geleden I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minuten of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up door itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind u once u get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a seconde thought,it wasn't until the fifth jaar that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months geleden i was home pagina alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if u drive down this road on a dag were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then u might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is zei to be easy to recognize cause if its summer of winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones u can find in the stores. according to the story,if u drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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posted by garnetsai
Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government door lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M viaduct and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing meer than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 jaar old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring u to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but u pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of u is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
u better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling u why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty of nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees u when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad of good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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