I was reading the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the commentaren section!
THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this vraag on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say u lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word of some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands u the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, verplaats to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As u walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether of not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one uur to go drink.)
15. toon up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, u should start crying for mommy).
16. commentaar on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag u away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs u could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right volgende to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything u can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rijst cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rijst cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If u don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all vragen and antwoorden completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for u to stop. When they finally get u to leave one way of another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After u get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this vraag on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say u lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word of some sexual innuendo for example.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands u the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, verplaats to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As u walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether of not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one uur to go drink.)
15. toon up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, u should start crying for mommy).
16. commentaar on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag u away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs u could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right volgende to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything u can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rijst cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rijst cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If u don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all vragen and antwoorden completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for u to stop. When they finally get u to leave one way of another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After u get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes u think 'Hey, I don't care what u think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, of stupid. They are three very different things, and if u don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are meer reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, of stupid. They are three very different things, and if u don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are meer reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulkaan flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell u 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my vrienden on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink door putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope u enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my vrienden on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink door putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope u enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A vos, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of meer than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities zei Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's hol, den and found a trove of schoeisel down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," zei a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a feeks, "vixen" stal them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's hol, den and found a trove of schoeisel down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," zei a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a feeks, "vixen" stal them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
